Caption Competition

[Cybermyk]

Licenced to carry 5 passengers

 

[cleanbluesky]

In Afghanistan, the cars RIDE YOU!

 

[manor]

The launch of Deagostini's latest "build your own car" magazine was a brilliant idea, but getting the chassis home (free with the first issue) was a bl00dy nightmare.

 

[gord]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

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"Got yer nose...

Got yer car..."

 

[fatiain]

Sanjay couldn't wait to fit the neons.

 

[woodsy2k]

"Dave jumped on the idea of strapping a V8 onto his trike!"

 

[Volcs]

You can take the Scouser out of Liverpool.....

 

[Whitewater]

You can take the Scouser out of Liverpool.....

 

[Pumpkinstew]

Royston was confident that technically he could still declare SORN.

 

[Balders]

Nigerian "Moneygram" scammer caught out when buying "Reliable tidy little runner - bodywork needs a little attention"

 

[NonOfTheAbove]

bicycle 12 rupees
bodywork 100 rupees
the idea that somehow this might lead to a loss of virginity ... priceless

 

[Tru]

Lots of good 'uns but this one bagged it for inventive application of an internet catchphrase.

In Afghanistan, the cars RIDE YOU!

Take it away cbs.

 

[manveruppd]

Since this seems to happen a lot, shall we put a time limit on how long winners have to submit their own pic?

 

[cleanbluesky]

Go!

 

[jegz]

"A kick in the chin for smoking in public seemed a little extreme to bob"

 

[Digital Punk]

Star Wars cantina band member in 'eighty tabs a day shocka'

 

[Beren]

Dave bet he could re-inflate his head by blowing hard on his fag.

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Look son THATS why you cant sleep in the same room as your sister anymore ok?

 

[Pumpkinstew]

Ewwwww.Menthol!!

 

[sparemips]

Go!

Where's Jimmy Hill ? I only said he could borrow my chin bone.

 

[Belmit]

"Doctor, I get this incredibly painful burning sensation in my eye when I do... this."