Caption Competition

Gaspode · 16 Jan 2006 at 12:13

Sauron returns! (but still working on the rest of his body.....)

|-Chris-| · 16 Jan 2006 at 12:16

In her limited edition designer hard hat, Victoria Beckham asks her builder if she can have a lift up to see the view from Brooklyn’s new toy room.

Beren · 16 Jan 2006 at 12:21

Iraqi Rebels find a new way to torture US troops, If he lowers his arms the Rifle goes off. And all his colleagues think he is still at his post.

2 Hours ago John had just asked him to hold this stick so he could pop to the loo, Tim was starting to get suspicious.

The reason why the Iraqi rebuilding program is taking so long is revealed.

manor · 16 Jan 2006 at 13:43

This was the last lot of drugs they had, so impaling his best mates head on a stick, Steve let him take one last look through the window.

Tank · 16 Jan 2006 at 13:52

Soldiers had to make do with improvised puppets for little Timmy's birthday party puppet show as insurgents had stolen Punch and Judy moments before it was due to start.

Old Turkey · 16 Jan 2006 at 14:46

|-CC-| said:

Baghdad debut of Punch and Judy receives mixed reviews.

cleanbluesky · 16 Jan 2006 at 16:41

Even the life in the military had failed to encourage Tom to abandon his childhood ideas of an imaginary friend

Constantine · 16 Jan 2006 at 16:44

George Galloway's departure from the BB house receives mixed reactions.

fatiain · 16 Jan 2006 at 16:51

Dave gave up trying to beat the "Party Seven" barrel open after collapsing in the floor.

Big Spender · 16 Jan 2006 at 18:48

"After a heated debate between the Contractor and the Site Manager over the plumbers caulk, the Contractor shows his victory by parading the Site Managers head on a pike!"

OR!

"Victoria Beckham has been recruited by the US Army as part of thier Distraction while the rest of the troops retreat."

Whitewater · 16 Jan 2006 at 18:53

Belmit said:

By sticking his helmet on the end of a stick to avoid a lethal gunshot, this US trooper nervously tries to make contact with the rest of his unit.

MasterMike · 16 Jan 2006 at 18:58

"We'll add the rest in post"

Whitewater · 16 Jan 2006 at 18:59

Belmit said:

"Heads up"

loopstah · 16 Jan 2006 at 19:06

"I can see the pub from here"

Cybermyk · 16 Jan 2006 at 19:11

Right men, two things not to do when sniping. This soldier learnt his lessons the hard way.

1. Never under any circumstances should you hang around next to a red barrel in game.

2. Camel spiders have a nasty bite

Big Spender · 16 Jan 2006 at 19:16

"Soldier gets drunk on strange liquid in barrel and decides to sacrifice a member of his own squad to appease the gods."

cleanbluesky · 16 Jan 2006 at 19:19

marcus25 said:
"Soldier gets drunk on strange liquid in barrel and decides to sacrifice a member of his own squad to appease the gods."

My nomination for winner

GSXRMovistar · 16 Jan 2006 at 20:56

Belmit said:

American Iraqi relations took a step forward today following a friendly game of peek-a-boo!

sparemips · 16 Jan 2006 at 21:00

Belmit said:
Woohoo!

The Pentagon are investigating reports of the over-zealous application of the GI diet.

ACPCUP · 16 Jan 2006 at 21:10

US Army General looking for Bin Laden!