Caption Competition

[p4radox]

Following reports of front-line equpment shortages, the Pentagon rushes to ensure its latest batch of periscopes meet strict comouflage requirements.

 

[cleanbluesky]

It was safe to say that the injury was severe - but if anyone was tough enough to grow their entire body back from the neck down, it would be Steve...

 

[Raikiri]

Their re-enactment of castaway was going well until they lost wilson volleyball

 

[Pumpkinstew]

Sunglass' Hut Tikrit had some novel displays designed to instill both 'shock' and 'awe' in the locals.

 

[Belmit]

Well after a whopping 35 entries, I'm finding it incredibly difficult to pick a winner; most of these are brilliant.

Runners-up would have to be:

Fatiain: "Changing Rooms: Iraq."

MasterMike: "We'll add the rest in post"

Balders: "Sticky" Edwards always felt agrieved that he was the one volunteered to take a peek over the wall first."

|-CC-|: "In her limited edition designer hard hat, Victoria Beckham asks her builder if she can have a lift up to see the view from Brooklyn’s new toy room."

cleanbluesky: "It was safe to say that the injury was severe - but if anyone was tough enough to grow their entire body back from the neck down, it would be Steve..."

and

Pumpkinstew: "Sunglass' Hut Tikrit had some novel displays designed to instill both 'shock' and 'awe' in the locals."

But the winner for extreme randomness and for being the only one to make me laugh twice (once initially, and then again when I tried to make sense of it!) is

manor: "This was the last lot of drugs they had, so impaling his best mates head on a stick, Steve let him take one last look through the window."

Honourable mention should go to Whitewater for the rather deadpan:
"By sticking his helmet on the end of a stick to avoid a lethal gunshot, this US trooper nervously tries to make contact with the rest of his unit."

Go for it manor...

 

[Pumpkinstew]

Last one I promise.

"I said sticky this thread not stick up Jeffs head.....oh never mind"

 

[manor]

But the winner for extreme randomness and for being the only one to make me laugh twice (once initially, and then again when I tried to make sense of it!)

Go for it manor...

Thanks Belmit (Even if I was a tad surreal )

Here's the next one:

 

[Otacon]

Mr Andersons predecessor also knew martial arts. Many an agent feared his 'bow tie' tae-bo.

 

[Balders]

"I'm telling you, I saw it in the loo's...it was THIS big!"

 

[Redwalar]

It must have been at least this big.

 

[cleanbluesky]

Jim celebrated achieving innapropriate relations with his teenage neice by naming his fingers and promising never to wash them again...

 

[Redwalar]

Mr and Mrs Invisible being separated after another altercation.

 

[Belmit]

As Geoffrey conducted the barbershop quartet, he turned to see an out of control juggernaut speeding fatally in his direction. He nonchalantly raised an eyebrow.

 

[Tru]

"Hey mister, where will I put this glass?"

 

[fatiain]

I will slap you, both handed, Keyboard Warrior style.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

The Mayor of Liverpool duly warned his constituents of the forthcoming OcUK meet, warning daughters to be locked up and citing the average male forum members member.

 

[cleanbluesky]

There were no two ways about it. Jack had become a social pariah, his calls weren't returned and his cheques were bouncing. His only hope was to approach the womenfolk and lie about his endowment...

 

[woodsy2k]

[/Gangster Style]

Is that how you wanna do this? Bring it on.....B***h.

 

[manveruppd]

Now observe, as, with the secret arts of my family handed down from father to son for centuries, I will trim both your sideburns in one deadly swipe, using naught but my bare hands!

 

[fatiain]

Nope, the colour's gone