Caption Competition

[ACPCUP]

This is the best b..w job i have ever had. So good it has made my hands rise too!!

 

[cleanbluesky]

After the tofee apple incident in his childhood, no-one could blame Jack for mistrusting what most people would consider their 'trusty digits'...

 

[Belmit]

"Good God," thought Fred "how much bloody starch did she use?!... and how did I get my jacket on?"

 

[gord]

"..And the car was this far away when... Hey!... who's been writing backwards on the windows again?"

 

[cleanbluesky]

Perhaps it was the alcohol, but at the time it had seemed like a good idea. As he began to live with what he had done, he understood the impracticality that court issued restraining orders on your own hands can have.

 

[manor]

I'm entering myself - it won't count, but I couldn't resist.

"Jim's impersonation of "The Rock" was at least 40 years too early."

 

[cleanbluesky]

I'm wondering when we will get a winner, not that I don't think that this picture has already shown oodles of comedy gold...

 

[manor]

I'm wondering when we will get a winner, not that I don't think that this picture has already shown oodles of comedy gold...

I thought it was a 24 hour thing. I only posted it this morning so I was going to announce it tomorrow morning - give everybody a chance.
Unless people want an earlier announcement?

 

[Belmit]

It was a spirited ballet performance, but inappropriate for a high street haberdashery.

 

[manveruppd]

As Bruce Banner posed happily in his new suit, he began to wonder about the circumstances that had seen him wake up in a ditch the night before, his previous Saville Row attire in tatters...

 

[DRZ]

The "wha-psch" of the bow-tie was satisfying, but the realisation that he was about to feel some pain had only just begun to cross his mind.

 

[fatiain]

Big fish, little fish, cardboard box, big fish, little fish, cardboard box...

 

[Stan_Lite]

George decided he must buy a tape measure. His arms ached trying to hold them to the width of the shelf he was building all the way to the DIY shop.

Stan

 

[Balders]

This one has probably had some of the best quality captions of this entire game....applause all round

 

[manor]

Lot's of damned good ones this time around - brilliant.

But the one that got me the most (being a big matrix fan myself).

Mr Andersons predecessor also knew martial arts. Many an agent feared his 'bow tie' tae-bo.

"Mr Ot-a-con, that is the sound of inevitability.....that is the sound of your caption winning."

Take it away Otacon.

 

[Belmit]

In lieu of a new picture, I'm just going to keep going.

Having reluctantly taken up the family business, Manfred still longed to pursue his lifelong ambition of being a scarecrow.

Sometimes the daily toil got on top of him, and Hubert just had to stand up and testify to the Lord. A-yay-ess!

 

[Otacon]

lol, my only entry into this thread won

Came across some corking pictures during my brief search, however I settled on this gem:

Bake it away, toys.

 

[Balders]

The conga was going great guns, until someone put a woman driver at the front



/dons flame-proof suit

 

[G|mp]

"The Conga came to a shuddering stop once Nostradamus got bored"

 

[Belmit]

As he pursed his lips to kiss the well-proportioned lady's behind, Sam couldn't help wondering if Ziggy hadn't made a miscalculation on the purpose of this leap.