Caption Competition

[Redwalar]

Commentator

Well that’s the most unusual defensive tactic ever I’ve seen, but I think the striker may have fallen for it.

 

[cleanbluesky]

"Mmmm, you like that don't you... you like it when I sit on your face... yeah, you love it... take it man, take it... bet you didn't think I could disobey the laws of physics and make it sexy eh? Yeah, you like that..."

 

[Cybermyk]

From the sideline: "NO, I said keep a close eye on his tackling"

 

[fatiain]

Despite having a huge footballer shaped growth on his head, Jorge still manages to slip one past the goalie.

or

Despite having a huge footballer shaped haemorrhoid, Jose still manages to slip one past the goalie.

or

Pull my finger. Oops, too late!

 

[ACPCUP]

His team mate shouted, 'Head the Ball!', he mistakenly went for the wrong one!

 

[Balders]

The Chinese national coach was beginning to regret picking a team based on former members of the official state circus.

 

[ACPCUP]

"Wait a minute, i can see the ball clearly!"

 

[alexakasloth]

Conjoined twins playing on opposite teams are a big no-no.

 

[ACPCUP]

Everyone was shocked to see the result of his FART!

 

[Baker]

Man gives birth to footballer live on TV

lol .

 

[gord]

"Number Two? NUMBER TWO...? I'll give him number two, you just wait!!!"

 

[fatiain]

Guy in blue shirt 'mmphh-MMMmmmmm-mmPPHH-mmph'

 

[Otacon]

The Daily Star was subject to an increased number of complaints from its sports readers today, alleging this weeks 'Spot the Ball' competition was 'reely confoosing'.

 

[woodsy2k]

It was the guy in blues' day of enlightenment today, when for the first time he saw the light at the end of the tunnel.

 

[Belmit]

As the ball left his boot, Diego could smell victory. The manager brought Victory off at half time and chastised him for poor defending.

 

[ACPCUP]

He was heard to say later, "I was only going for the the ball!".

 

[Mr_L]

Coca-Cola™ end sponsorship deal with Homophobic FC after claims are made that the players misrepresented themselves.

 

[Belmit]

Tommy Assface had only just got the other players to stop making fun of his name. They'd be unbearable now....

 

[Sic]

MAN ON!!!

 

[fatiain]

It's ball. Singular.