Caption Competition

[The_TailGunner]

surely mustard would make it grow faster grandad?

TG

 

[gord]

Kid: "..Maaaan Zat iz one cooool flack jaquet.."

 

[The_TailGunner]

in communist russia, hair grows YOU...



TG

 

[Stan_Lite]

Since nobody else bothered.....

Knock yourselves out! Deadline tomorrow evening!

"Nice trick dad, now see if you can take the weight with your beard."

Stan

 

[Zip]

You think this is impressive, you should see what i can do with my pubes

 

[Beren]

Son I used to be able to tow a dumper truck with this beard until my wife attacked me with a razor. She only got the middle but I cant lift things like I used to.

or

Outrage as middle aged man taken advantage of by happy strappers. These Vicous gangs of kids tie outrageous items to anyone they see dozing on the street then send pictures to all their mates.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Chuck Norris's beard on loan to the Science and Technology Center of Calcutta.

 

[cleanbluesky]

Brickman was not the superhero the people of India had been promised

 

[alexakasloth]

You should see his breakdancing, it will knock you out.

 

[Cybermyk]

"Dad, have you lost the snake again?"

 

[Mellownatts]

After the earthquake and waiting for supplies the villagers had nothing better to do.

 

[kitten_caboodle]

You think this is impressive, you should see what i can do with my pubes

lmao!

Charlie the builder could wow the other brickies with his tricks but it took him forever to built a wall.....

 

[manor]

"What?...You think I lift this with my chin?...Why the hell do you think my pants are down...goddamnit boy, I don't balance things on my john thomas for fun!"

 

[Volcs]

"Ok dad, you've proved your point, now give me my bricks back."

 

[cleanbluesky]

It was a sad sign of the social climate when Indian Police were equipped with bullet-proof vests

 

[Jonny69]

"Can you give me a hand darling, something got caught in my beard while I was at the shops..."

 

[danza]

"News reporters were furious when they arrived at this mans house after claiming to be the oldest living set of Siamese Twins"

 

[cleanbluesky]

"Honey, you have food in your beard... oh, no - it appears to be part of a building"

 

[ACPCUP]

Polycell knew they were onto a winner with this advert!!

 

[Balders]

Pink Floyd's India Tour attracted some die hard "Brick in the Wall" fans