Caption Competition

cleanbluesky · 22 Feb 2006 at 12:15

"Help, I've been attacked by a swarm of bricks!"

Mr_L · 22 Feb 2006 at 12:21

"Wrong house mate, Wembley is in London not Dehli."

manor · 22 Feb 2006 at 18:35

Sanjid loved telling the other kids in the town, that his dad actually was built like brick **** house.

manveruppd · 22 Feb 2006 at 18:56

Zip said:
You think this is impressive, you should see what i can do with my pubes

Winner! Find us a picture Zip, congratulations!

Zip · 22 Feb 2006 at 19:02

Ill have one is just a moment

Zip · 22 Feb 2006 at 19:31

Sorry about the quality but this should be good

Von Smallhausen · 22 Feb 2006 at 19:41

' Camilla, have you seen one's Elephant trick ? '

CChrisca · 22 Feb 2006 at 19:43

Camilla, I've lost my Crown jewels again!!

Pumpkinstew · 22 Feb 2006 at 19:45

"Now where did I put that helmet?....

ah, it's right here under m'arm"

or

Let's see someone try and get a hold of my diaries now!

Tru · 22 Feb 2006 at 19:49

Charlie stashed his woodbines and, once again, cursed the uniforms lack of pockets.

Cybermyk · 22 Feb 2006 at 19:53

Charles demonstrates just how difficult it is to get smallholdings to produce enough to satisfy the British housewife.

ethan · 22 Feb 2006 at 20:00

Damned seatbelt. Camila! Pass me the vasaline will you dear!

gord · 22 Feb 2006 at 20:05

"Hmmm.. lucky theres no cameras aboot to see this!"

danza · 22 Feb 2006 at 20:10

"What was that? One needs a ball to play this jolly game? Oh just as well I have two here then, see...."!

Or

"Look here chap, this is where I keep my horse. Darling Camilla is just round the back there".

Cybermyk · 22 Feb 2006 at 20:13

Unfortunately despite his best efforts Charles's team lost the toss.

weescott · 22 Feb 2006 at 20:15

"When I get home I love to rip Camila's knickers off...but they don't half chafe!"

Stan_Lite · 22 Feb 2006 at 21:07

I'm afraid to try this one, there are so many cracking captions already. I don't envy you trying to pick a winner Zip.

Where's one's footman when one needs him.

Or

Charles' Gazza impression wasn't the same without someone to play the role of Vinnie Jones.

Pathetic

- will have a think

Stan

Treefrog · 22 Feb 2006 at 23:44

One is going to have a word with Camilla about these crabs ....

Stan_Lite · 22 Feb 2006 at 23:52

Treefrog said:
One is going to have a word with Camilla about these crabs ....

Stan

manor · 22 Feb 2006 at 23:57

"One really enjoyed riding that horse, now it's time to get ones tackle ready for this lovely stallion."

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