Caption Competition

NeedleGunner · 18 Oct 2005 at 01:11

Whitewater said:
Ssshhhhh! God is talking to me.

Did you not hear him?

Von Smallhausen · 18 Oct 2005 at 01:17

cjeasom said:

After strategic use of scissors, beard trimmer, fake ID, comb and a Fred Perry golf shirt, Osama Bin Laden realised he would never have a better opportunity to whack the President.

Richdog · 18 Oct 2005 at 01:19

^^^^^^

lmao... that gets my vote. Got a genuine laugh from me there, easily the best one.

poosemon · 18 Oct 2005 at 02:10

"Suddam, Sit on this and spin on it"
or
"I would just like to give my partner here the thumbs up!"

Dace · 18 Oct 2005 at 02:19

Guy: "I'd impregnigmate that ass if the kids werent going to be so dumb".

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Bush: "We all thought there was weapons there, Robin. My opponent thought there was weapons there."

Opponent: "I have misunderestimated the sexyness of your weapon. Cute ass too".

Killerkebab · 18 Oct 2005 at 21:31

So who won? This idea is pointless unless the OP selects someone else to do a new picture now

Richdog · 18 Oct 2005 at 21:41

Von Smallhausen said:
After strategic use of scissors, beard trimmer, fake ID, comb and a Fred Perry golf shirt, Osama Bin Laden realised he would never have a better opportunity to whack the President.

That has to be the winner... it is sheer, almost professional quality.

SexyBetty · 18 Oct 2005 at 21:43

Richdog said:
That has to be the winner... it is sheer, almost professional quality.

Seconded

Tru · 18 Oct 2005 at 21:45

I think you need a funny picture before you can have a decent caption competition.

cjeasom · 18 Oct 2005 at 21:45

Sorry for the delay, only just got in from the football.....

And the winner is Von Smallhausen with

"After strategic use of scissors, beard trimmer, fake ID, comb and a Fred Perry golf shirt, Osama Bin Laden realised he would never have a better opportunity to whack the President"

With a close runner up from UncleBob with

"We've been discussifying the position of homosexians in the military. I said no, God agree-ified with me and said that we don't need no sexanally confusificated homogays . I mentionated it to the Chiefs Of Staff, they're behind me and backing me to the hilt on this one. And we're renaming Camp David, as I don't want to confusify people into thinking i visit homosexualised personages on holiday"

So Von Smallhausen, over to you to post your caption and you have 24 hours to decide a winner

SexyBetty · 18 Oct 2005 at 21:47

Wahay! The floor is yours Von

Carlos_S · 18 Oct 2005 at 22:38

Belmit's for the win!

mks2005 · 18 Oct 2005 at 23:03

Not a caption, but I had to.

VeNT · 18 Oct 2005 at 23:47

"I just need to wash my finger"

Killerkebab · 19 Oct 2005 at 00:38

Where the hell is von? He ususally never fails to answer a call like this!

cjeasom · 20 Oct 2005 at 10:02

jezsoup · 20 Oct 2005 at 10:15

"Go on pull my finger!!!"

McBain · 20 Oct 2005 at 10:20

Aruffell said:
"And this is the finger i used with Blair."

Hahaha, comedy gold

Mafioso · 20 Oct 2005 at 10:23

Von Smallhausen said:
After strategic use of scissors, beard trimmer, fake ID, comb and a Fred Perry golf shirt, Osama Bin Laden realised he would never have a better opportunity to whack the President.

Can someone explain what that means ? :confused:

im tired and now confused.

Exentia · 20 Oct 2005 at 10:26

Mafioso said:
Can someone explain what that means ? im tired and now confused.

the bloke behind him!