Caption Competition

Sic · 26 Jan 2006 at 08:26

Pumpkinstew said:
Blatant attempt to gain favour with the judges if you ask me.

oooh, apparently it worked!! i havent got any weird pictures to post...i shall hunt one down!!...

ok, here it is

ACPCUP · 26 Jan 2006 at 08:38

When he asked her if she fancied getting her leg over this was not what she had in mind!!

Von Smallhausen · 26 Jan 2006 at 08:48

Not wishing to act soft in front of his woman, Terrence's inane grin struggled to hide the painful fact that he now had a huge splinter in his bottom.

fatiain · 26 Jan 2006 at 08:56

Got wood?

Belmit · 26 Jan 2006 at 09:11

Protestors infiltrate and chain themselves up inside Norway's first spacecraft.

or

Having watched Star Wars too many times, Nobby tried to modify the Force Push. His Force Pulling technique left a lot to be desired though.

fatiain · 26 Jan 2006 at 09:12

No, I do love this roof truss more than you, get off.

cleanbluesky · 26 Jan 2006 at 09:20

Man attempts to flirt using mimery, gets pushed from his perch...

ACPCUP · 26 Jan 2006 at 09:27

Everyone knew that thier relationship was 'Wooden'.

fatiain · 26 Jan 2006 at 09:31

Neville refused to believe Katy that the tall, wooden man standing over them was very well endowed.

Stan_Lite · 26 Jan 2006 at 09:33

Potter translocated the pair just as the young gentleman was opening the door for the lady.

Stan

VeNT · 26 Jan 2006 at 10:08

Sic said:

"even tho Jane and Jack had been going out for years, this was the first bit of wood Jane has had between her legs in years"

cleanbluesky · 26 Jan 2006 at 10:21

Man miscalculates smug attempt to grope his sister...

or

Jake thought it would be hilarious to racially mock his Native Indian friend by saying "How"

Big Spender · 26 Jan 2006 at 10:24

Woman: "Have you had your teeth whitend?"

alexakasloth · 26 Jan 2006 at 12:03

Being a mime just doesn't get the ladies anymore.

Belmit · 26 Jan 2006 at 12:42

Rory won the toss, so the attic room would be converted into a games room and not a salon. High five!

fatiain · 26 Jan 2006 at 12:45

Drop that laviscious look from your eyes, foul temptress, I am saving myself till after I am married. Look, I have the silver ring thing painted on my hand.

gord · 26 Jan 2006 at 12:52

"TALK TO THE HAND!!!..."

Sic · 26 Jan 2006 at 13:02

Bigstan said:
Potter translocated the pair just as the young gentleman was opening the door for the lady.

well it was a crap picture...but we have a winner. was a tough call between that and fatiain's "got wood?" but he keeps stealing his captions so he loses out to Bigstan

Gaspode · 26 Jan 2006 at 13:15

the Trekky meant to say 'beam us up Scotty' but it came out as 'Scotty us up beam'.....

Pumpkinstew · 26 Jan 2006 at 13:16

Girl: When you said 'Do you want to go out to the barn and get high?' I'd pictured something else. :rolleyes:

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