Caption Competition

fatiain · 27 Jan 2006 at 16:01

What a load of arse.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 27 Jan 2006 at 16:25

Just thinking about Rayman for a minute there, and this popped up...

cleanbluesky · 27 Jan 2006 at 16:44

"Wanna buy some crack?"

alexakasloth · 27 Jan 2006 at 17:03

A new invention has been invented in Tokyo, Japan. Now women will never ask the dreaded question "Does my bum look big in this?"

Belmit · 27 Jan 2006 at 17:35

cleanbluesky said:
... and all that was left... WAS THEIR LEGS !

Why did that make me laugh so much?!

cleanbluesky · 27 Jan 2006 at 18:03

Belmit said:
Why did that make me laugh so much?!

Because.... I win? Say it! Say it! If we both say it, that means we have concensus - and once we've got concensus it doesn't matter whether it was true in the first place or not...

EDIT: Actually I don't want to win, I just want people to quote my posts - telling me how funny it was to stroke my ego, then for someone else to find a picture better than I could have and then to compete again...

Sic · 27 Jan 2006 at 18:04

i'll join that concensus...made me laugh a lot too, for no reason

Belmit · 27 Jan 2006 at 21:03

The science museum proudly opened its display models of people who had actually disappeared up their own arses.

cleanbluesky · 27 Jan 2006 at 21:16

Labour unveil their new 'Bend over and Take It' initiative

alexakasloth · 27 Jan 2006 at 21:35

For the doggy style fans, a new roll out and blow up package!

manor · 27 Jan 2006 at 21:44

"Oh no it's happened again - I shake this tube and the shop turns into an uphill gardeners and chutney ferrets felcharium."

Whitewater · 27 Jan 2006 at 23:21

Bigstan said:

In a bid to boost sales, clothing giant M&S launch their new "Legs 11" range:

"For the women with no upper torso".

Belmit · 27 Jan 2006 at 23:23

Someone was going to get sacked over the new Pez dispenser designs.

cleanbluesky · 27 Jan 2006 at 23:28

Belmit said:
Someone was going to get sacked over the new Pez dispenser designs.

That's the way uh-huh-uh-huh I like it!! Solid.

Cybermyk · 27 Jan 2006 at 23:38

Following their merger with the ACME practical joke company. Halfords proudly display their comedy range of boot ornaments. Suzi is shown here loading one with the industrial strength stink bomb for creating those lighter moments during traffic jams.

woodsy2k · 27 Jan 2006 at 23:42

Upon hearing the terms "Bend over and aim for penetration" and "Stick it where the sun don't shine", the women realised she might have brought the wrong item for the job.

MoNkeE · 27 Jan 2006 at 23:48

Belmit said:
Someone was going to get sacked over the new Pez dispenser designs.

w1nn0r.

-Raz

manveruppd · 28 Jan 2006 at 01:35

(late, I know...)

Given the smaller average shoe size in Japan, Tokyo residents customarily hang trousers rather than stockings up at Christmas. Here we see Suzy, obviously excited over the gift Santa left for her, reading the safety precautions on the new 100-megaton ACME "Hiroshima" firecracker.

gord · 28 Jan 2006 at 01:44

MoNkeE said:
w1nn0r.

-Raz

Seconded. Ho ho ho, now Mr Cleanbluesky there are two majorities. What does your forum theory conclude in such a situation as this. On the premise of one of your earlier theories, i fart in your general direction.

Stan_Lite · 28 Jan 2006 at 10:38

Despite his protestations, cleanbluesky is the winner for the caption quoted below.

cleanbluesky said:
Woman amused by amusing canister

The caption itself was not particularly hilarious but the fact that he completely ignored the obvious source of good, smutty captions increased the impact.

Take it away sir.

Stan

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