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"Hi, can I speak to Dave please..... yes, I'll hold.................. Dave? Thanks for crashing the car you moron, heaven pretty much sucks ass."
 
Reconnaissance Unit to Mothership: we've replicated their communicators perfectly, but humanoid transport is rather more sophisticated than our dossier indicated.
 
"HELLO?"




"YEAH IT SEEMS MY VERY EXISTENCE HAS BEEN RENT ASUNDER AND I'M TRAPPED IN SOME KIND OF METAPHYSICAL QUASI-PURGATORY TWIXT LIFE AND DEATH"




"NAH IT'S RUBBISH"

edit: just realised it's a bit similar to Belmits last one, but you know what they say about imitation. :o
 
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"Hello, Ikea customer services? I'd like to speak to someone about returning this executive furniture pack."

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Halfway through creation of the planets, God takes a well earned break for a Chinese takeaway.

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If Donald had spent as much time and effort on his hobby as he did chatting to his bird on the blower, he might have had a decent entry for Robot Wars this year.
 
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"No seriously mate, try it. I've been assured it works. It may look gay but you wont be laughing when you get stuck by lightning and I dont!"
 
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