Caption Competition

[Old Turkey]

I can still see your **** from this angle

 

[Mr_L]

"OMG, that's like so bling!"

 

[Tru]

*I wonder if I could cut her in half with this thing?*

 

[Teifiterror]

"A bulb and a lampshade and it would work well in my new gothic study room..."

 

[rlm]

Even the discovery of a stash of the Ancient's riches couldn't take Teal'cs mind of Mitchell's arse.

Or

"So, we can just touch this sword and transport into the action any Sci-fi program we want? Stargate, Farscape, Star Treck, you name it."

Or

Sg-1 was confused by the new race of aliens they had met on this planet, they looked distinctly similar to a sword, with the exception of a single blue eye, floppy arms and gold heeled shoes, they even wore jeans and had little lights attached to their manhoods. Vala was definatly impressed.

 

[Nursie]

Who are you? The lady from the lake?

 

[cleanbluesky]

Thunder-thunder-THUNDER-THUNDERCATS!

 

[manveruppd]

"JOHN Romero's return to ID marked a radical redesigned of the Quake franchise."

(with no zombies)

 

[manor]

"..so according to legend, Arthur will only throw the bleedin' sword to some aquatic tart. Since that's you lady, can we cut out the middle man, and i'll pull the sword out and give you it's full length up to the hilt"

 

[JollyGreen]

"The trick is to gently caress the side of the box until it's soothed sufficiently so that you can pull the shaft out without it noticing"

 

[Mic]

"George Romero's return to ID marked a radical redesigned of the Quake franchise."

John romero?

 

[NeedleGunner]

That would go down a treat on Sue's Ann Summers night. Forget your rampant Rabbit

 

[manveruppd]

John romero?

D'oh! Yeah, mixed him up with the zombie dude! Corrected.

 

[M0T]

Mitchell failed to realise the futility of having a staring contest with a sword...

 

[Belmit]

The audience started to wander off - they appreciated good street magic but this was just a touch elaborate for a coin balancing trick.

or

They told him it was too big but he wouldn't listen. Jimmy's giant soya shish kabob had put the barbeque out.

 

[fatiain]

The modern imagination of the Knights of the Round Table wasn't quite working.

 

[Spacky]

Daddy or Chips, Gun or Sword....

 

[fatiain]

Roll a D20 to decide the next move.

 

[MoNkeE]

"Don't say I didn't warn you; if the rock's sticky enough to get a sword stuck, your hand's going to get stuck too…"

-RaZ

 

[fatiain]

Mrs fatiain threw the kitchen knife snarling, "Keep the hell away from my chocolate"