Caption Competition

manor · 2 Feb 2006 at 09:39

DM's VOICE:
"You are in a room 10' by 10' there is a breezeblock in front of you. Sticking out of the breezeblock is the vorpal +55 sword of ultimate doom. What do you do?"

fatiain · 2 Feb 2006 at 09:41

He puzzled furiously to get the sword out the block after what the dominatrix had promised him.

Lashout_UK · 2 Feb 2006 at 09:44

"It was only then, as he lifted his leg, that Tilk noticed Cameron was literally 'going commando'"

cleanbluesky · 2 Feb 2006 at 10:30

When ratings for Stargate began to plummet the script writers had to dig deep - hence the team visited the Dominatrix Planet to Fondle Their Swords

Gilly · 2 Feb 2006 at 11:16

'i wonder... if I take this sword and stick it through the camera can I get out of this **** programme?'

cleanbluesky · 2 Feb 2006 at 11:26

The American version of The Legend of King Arthur stretched the original myth into something the American audience would be 'more familar' with

fatiain · 2 Feb 2006 at 11:33

cleanbluesky said:
The American version of The Legend of King Arthur stretched the original myth into something the American audience would be 'more familar' with

Oooh plagiarism

cleanbluesky · 2 Feb 2006 at 11:40

fatiain said:
Oooh plagiarism

Just noticed, my apology - although my entry did have more finesse...

fatiain · 2 Feb 2006 at 11:46

cleanbluesky said:
Just noticed, my apology - although my entry did have more finesse...

And style.

NonOfTheAbove · 2 Feb 2006 at 12:10

option 1 : with truthful soul burning bright - pull the sword with all thy might

option 2 : turn it off & then back on again

Pumpkinstew · 2 Feb 2006 at 13:15

Michael Eisner: Hey, Is that a sword? In a stone!
FETCH ME MY LAWYERS.

(He's head of Disney, if you didn't know)

2nd go:

After 35minutes of set-ups, adverts, bad dialogue, adverts, plot holes and adverts they finally came across the much saught after Prop of Plot-Devicery (TM)

Belmit · 2 Feb 2006 at 13:33

And they said I was crazy to make an entire fish tank full of Angel Delight, that I'd never get the milk-to-powder ratio right... but look; see how the ceremonial stirrer stands rigid! Bring forth the sack of broken biscuity bits...

Sic · 2 Feb 2006 at 13:37

"the sword in the stone"'s sequel "the sword slightly behind the stone with leather-clad bints looking-on" was never going to compare to the original.

***

"GI Joe could sense there was something wrong with his latest mission....but couldn't quite put his finger on it"

loopstah · 2 Feb 2006 at 13:57

"I bet I could cut a man in half with that sword, right down the middle"

"Don't be stupid it doesn't look Japanese to me"

gord · 2 Feb 2006 at 13:57

OOOoo Ooooo Its a Giant HAMMER!!...ooooooo

...i think he missed the ... point!

Balders · 2 Feb 2006 at 14:11

David Blaine sat smugly inside the hollowed out stone. "Hehe...those fools will never figure out how to push the sword through the...UUURRRGGHHHHHHHHH......!!!"

manveruppd · 2 Feb 2006 at 14:23

"My agent will have HELL to pay for this..."

ACPCUP · 2 Feb 2006 at 14:36

If only he not fallen asleep and let the concrete harden around the sword!!!

AndyBorzi · 2 Feb 2006 at 14:42

"urrrmmmmmm guys, I'd hate to say this, but I think we are in the wrong show!"

manor · 2 Feb 2006 at 15:11

"concentrate...must not let my eyes drift from sword to cleavage....must fight the urge....groin aches...must rearrange my stance...cleavage.....no....no cleavage....just the sword....."

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