Caption Competition

[Spacky]

Do your worst

Its the dogs ******* (sounds abit like goldy locks)

or

When I said fetch your ball I didn't mean it literally.

 

[cleanbluesky]

Newsflash: Dog takes 'chasing your tail' to the next level

 

[Pumpkinstew]

No-one was paying any attention to Robbie Williams so the testicular cancer self-examination campaign tried a new spokesper..... err..dog.

 

[qwerty]

Ant and Dec's inspiration for a new challenge on 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' - eat your own testicles!

 

[Balders]

Every Dog has it's day, so the old saying goes....for Rex, this was about to NOT be his day...

 

[Gedalia_w]

After being starved for 5 days, Rex was seeing meatballs when he should have known they were just balls...his balls

or

After being starved for 5 days, his owner played a cruel joke by marinating Rex's balls with steak sauce...

 

[cleanbluesky]

"That's-a spicy meat-a-balls!"

 

[merlin]

After being told off for drinking out of the toilet - "Butch" decided to improvise....

 

[Tru]

Stings dog was about to regret spying on his masters tantric sex sessions.

 

[Belmit]

Buster re-enacts the scene where Luke and Han get thrown to the Sarlaac. "Chewie, pull us up!"

 

[Mr_L]

Butch loved the taste of his cheesy Wotsits™.

 

[kitten_caboodle]

Do your worst

The world's first DIY canine sex change.

 

[Beren]

You think western dog hard? Russian dog barks so hard it's head falls off, beat that you western ladymen!

 

[Nix]

The owner's friends were astonished when he showed them he'd taught his dog to teabag himself.

 

[Belmit]

Why you should always check a taxerdermist's credentials before getting your beloved family pooch turned into a footstool.

 

[cleanbluesky]

Ladies and gentlmen I present a PushmePullyou

 

[Gedalia_w]

Why you should always check a taxerdermist's credentials before getting your beloved family pooch turned into a footstool.

Hehe, best yet I think!

 

[manveruppd]

You think western dog hard? Russian dog barks so hard it's head falls off, beat that you western ladymen!

Shameless plagiarism:
"In America, dog eat dog. In Soviet Russia, dog eat himself!"
(sorry Beren)

 

[gord]

"In a last ditch attempt to amuse Gords self, after missing the next photo opportunity, he proceeded to specifically place dog food."

 

[ACPCUP]

Now he knew where the smell was coming from!