Caption competition

[ps3ud0]

http://news.qthemusic.com/2013/03/q322_caption_competition_-_win.html

EDIT: Damn I read your answers - fair play and good luck

ps3ud0

 

[Destination]

Caption:
MJ: Yes Officer, I caused the accident to protect this group of children from a rampaging Jimmy Saville.

 

[ince]

so who do you think you are stirling moss

 

[ilcp]

maybe too soon BUT:

I am not a pedophile, honest..

 

[Derek W]

Q: But I could just do a reverse search on the image and find the competition to win it all for my self, why do I need you?
A:Simply put, you don't need me but I am a registered charity and my half of the money will go to sick children in developing counties.

Like the ones found in these reports?

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/english-indices-of-deprivation-2010

 

[RedMogg]

"I haven't had a ***t all day, Drinkstable!"

 

[skylineboy]

I'm just waiting for a mate

 

[Edrof]

Mick Jagger talks to police officer after minor traffic incident in 1966.

This.

 

[peterwalkley]

Mick Jagger carefully weighs up the option of kicking the officer's legs out from underneath him before shouting 'trying to steal my wallet ************ in french'.

 

[Spangles]

"I tried mowing down the children officer, but I failed, I can't get NO satisfaction "

 

[Cosimo]

"If you start me up I'll never stop"

 

[Skii]

and this time I want you to blow into it WITHOUT the silly walk, Sir.

 

[Redz]

"Well officer, I took my eyes off the road to eat a Mars bar and that's when the accident happened".

 

[Django x2]

"My lips got in the way of my eyes and I couldn't see nuffink"

or

"is that a truncheon in your trousers officer, or are you just pleased to see this group of kids....?"

 

[bledd]

Hey bro, you just jagged my jag

 

[Andrew@Home]

"I've got the moves like jagger..."