Car just got hit, nice..!!!

We do work for the same company, in truth it is a bad car park. Spaces are tight, the bays aren’t very wide, but this is no excuse to lie when I know it was him. He’s basically got away with it. His bare face lying has got him out of a bill that he should be paying.

Mostly they hit your car and drive off and find another space, this guy didn’t even do that. No offence to X5 drivers, but these cars sometimes are a menace. The car is too big for the space and gap he parked in. I parked my car sensible, didn’t straddle the white lines, and yet he parked so close it was crazy. X5’s are a big car, they need a lot of room to move around in, sometimes these drivers forget how big these cars our. It’s the same with Range Rovers, they have a place etc… But sometimes they do try and squeeze them into places where only a fiesta would fit.

Tell you what was even worse, he said “prove it”, and then the guy on the other desk said “well you will buy nice cars, pays to have a car like mine that’s worth nothing. Those who buy nice cars should expect this”. Great..!!!

Still, as tempting as the Brake Fluid, keys etc are I guess he’s laughing, and I’m facing a repair bill. The car is Metallic BTW. I’d not be so bothered, but it’s a wonderful car, I feel totally gutted.

I’ve had the car being attempted to be stolen from my drive and they broke the wing mirror, it’s been hit in Tesco on another wing mirror and deeply scratched, and now it’s been damaged on the rear bumper by some inconsiderate liar. Wouldn’t be so bad if I’d done all this damage, but I’m having to foot the bill for all this…. I’m really starting to get aggravated with it all.
 
Do not do anything to his car , you'll just lose in the end :(.

Get a local print shop (or yourself) to produce some warning leaflets advising people not to park near the X5 as he is liable to damage their vehicle. Wait until the car park is empty then put them under everybodys wipers.

It won't get your money back but everyone will know he is a **** :D
 
fit stobes behind his radiator grille (blue) and watch him get done for impersonating a police officer









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Before anyone thinks I'm being serious or considers doing something like this I am joking
 
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If you are thinking of revenge, take action on things that serve a benefit..

ie smash foglights, not indicators a BMW driver would only notice the foglights quickly, indicators would go un-noticed for ages..

Damage tyres on the right... That way when it blows he will hit the centre reservation not other cars to his left

Smash the front windscreen not the rear, as he would have to look in his mirrors to notice the rear, and that aint gonna happen...

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Dr Who said:
If you are thinking of revenge, take action on things that serve a benefit..

ie smash foglights, not indicators a BMW driver would only notice the foglights quickly, indicators would go un-noticed for ages..

Damage tyres on the right... That way when it blows he will hit the centre reservation not other cars to his left

Smash the front windscreen not the rear, as he would have to look in his mirrors to notice the rear, and that aint gonna happen...

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talking from experiance :p ;) :D
 
This is why I park out of the way, I'd rather take a risk with a car thief then some corporate slick git I have to see every day.

I wouldnt do anything seriously because its your job but I dont think letting down tyres counts as damage as such.

Sounds like you've allready written it off as a downside to working there, not like its supposed to be fun I guess
 
you could always pay some little chav scum to steal tha X5 then burn it out? failing that just get them to brick the glass in search of the stereo.
Or if you were really nasty, connive into getting this geezer to give you a lift somewhere and when he's not looking pop a few fresh prawns into his heater outlet vents; in the fullness of time his shiney expensive motor will stink of rotting fish :eek: :D
 
*Smirking*

Some great revenge ideas here, I’d personally like to get £90 (what this is going to cost me to fix) worth of punching on his face…. Little point in damaging his car, as he obviously cares little for it, I think it’s a company car anyhow.

I spoke with the company facilities manager, CCTV didn’t get the SOB on camera, so unless he admits to this, the company aren’t going to do anything. He was outside smoking in the car park today, I walked past, he just looked as to say – “yeh prove it”.

I just wanted to run over and jam the cigarette he was smoking in his eyes. Little *****. Some guy from Car Medic is going to fix this anyhow, and also fix the door mirror, might as well seeing as he is now fixing the rear bumper.

I have now written this off. He has easily got away with it. The lax laws for private land, and his total disregard for others property and his low morals means I’m out of pocket, and he just thinks its funny. Waste of human life IMO. Bloody scum, they get these 4 x 4 X5’s and they think they are god..!!

Not worth my job to do anything vindictive although I wanted to, so badly.
 
brake fluid is good, but nitromores will write the car off, because even washing it off doesn't prevent it from destroying fresh paint later on.

Pour a little milk on his seat on the office. Soon he will be known as mr stinky
Loo roll his car - wrap it all around. Not vandalism, but annoying. Repeat weekly
Vasalene under the door handles
Vaselene mixed with brown sauce under the door handles
Plastic baloons used for packaging under nearside wheel
 
What does brake fluid do to the car? is it like paint stripper?

oh, and dont damage the guys tyres, you dont want to kill him for gods sake.
 
Damm mate :( Its the most frustrating thing EVER when some fool hits you and drives off. Someone did it to my FRP only a few months back and ive just got it repaired

£580 later :rolleyes:

Sam
 
lordrobs said:
THE best revenge that is non permanant is spuds up the exhaust or in this case exhausts... Beverly Hills Cop style :p
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Or if you can get under the thing and wedge a dead fish in the engine bay - mmmm that'll smell nice when the engine heats up:D
 
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