Car Wars

Jonny ///M · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:10

Firestar_3x said:
Yea whats that bout, 20 with loads of ram raids, why isn't he locked up!

Call the lynch mob to beat his ass into pieces.I dont think he would do it again with his "gangsta chain" strangle him with the thing!

All the neds around here think they are nuts but once they get slapped back to reality with a right hook they are often your best mate. They do not like there own medicine.

And these housebreaker robberies,if they are caught they should get there houses,or there mothers/fathers, door smashed in and show them up infront of the whole street

X5 4.8is 0-62= 6.1sec

I'll take two.

I am a good citizen,helping the cops catch two thieves who stole 7 grand worth of bike sex from my local bike shop.I served them and pumped the tyres up and thats when it clicked the wheels were from an expensive bike and the guy had no braincells........how thick do you get! Rob them on monday and take parts of them to a bikeshop(if halfrods can be called that) to get the tyres pumped up on wednesday.

thebrasso · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:16

[TW]Fox said:
This Impreza WRX does 0-60 in 7 seconds..

...errr?

I also thought that :confused:

Quite an interesting program. I thought it was funny with the condoms "these are over a year out of date...do you have a girlfriend?

I couldn't help noticing that it didn't mention the convictions they recieved. Forget prison sentences. Get these people scrubbing the streets with toothbrushes supervised by alsatians and a big guy called Bubba.

Enfield · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:16

Bennah said:
Yeap.

A guy I know who got a girl who was a so called mate of my Girlfriends to go come round to see Emma (GF) and see if she can get something for this guy.

Can someone translate this for me :confused:

Yeah Fox that made me a little confused too. Maybe they've timed it with all their gear in the car?

Bennah · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:24

Lol

Lets begin...

A guy (Chris) I know who got a girl (Becky) who was a so called mate of my Girlfriends (Emma) to come round to see Emma (GF) and see if she can get something for this guy (Chris). She robbed my D600 :mad:

That bit better?

[TW]Fox · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:32

Enfield said:
Yeah Fox that made me a little confused too. Maybe they've timed it with all their gear in the car?

Maybe they just don't know anything about cars?

Enfield · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:34

[TW]Fox said:
Maybe they just don't know anything about cars?

hehe perhaps.

Have to give them credit though, they are very good at what they do!

Meridian · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:36

[TW]Fox said:
This Impreza WRX does 0-60 in 7 seconds..

...errr?

Official time for a bugeye WRX is (IIRC) 6.3 seconds. A couple of forces (but not GMP AFAIK) have them fitted with PPP which brings that down to about 5.5 seconds - but that's before you fit a hundred kilos of police equipment. He's out, but not by far.

M

Enfield · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:43

Meridian said:
Official time for a bugeye WRX is (IIRC) 6.3 seconds. A couple of forces (but not GMP AFAIK) have them fitted with PPP which brings that down to about 5.5 seconds - but that's before you fit a hundred kilos of police equipment. He's out, but not by far.

M

Regarding the police equipment...is it me or did that spike strip have plastic covers over all the nails?

That must be a real pain in the backside having to remove them all in a hurry

thebrasso · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:44

I don't think you'd need to remove them. They will push down when the weight of the car goes onto the device, exposing the nail head. I guess they are just there to protect the person handling the stinger.

[TW]Fox · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:46

They are awesome at what they do.

If there was a way into a job like that which did not involve being a regular police officer and having no guarantee you'd actually get the position you wanted, I'd have my future career sorted

I so want to do that.

Enfield · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:47

thebrasso said:
I don't think you'd need to remove them. They will push down when the weight of the car goes onto the device, exposing the nail head. I guess they are just there to protect the person handling the stinger.

Hah yeah sorry, I feel like a dumbass now. Must get sleep

I think they made a mistake with that guy in the red MX5.

They should have got one copper in front of the car that was in front of the MX5 and the other cop behind it and then jumped him.

Enfield · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:48

[TW]Fox said:
They are awesome at what they do.

If there was a way into a job like that which did not involve being a regular police officer and having no guarantee you'd actually get the position you wanted, I'd have my future career sorted I so want to do that.

Yep same here. Always wanted to be in the Police Force but I don't think I could handle being a regular bobby if I didn't pass their tests to get into the traffic sector. Wouldn't mind joining the ARV unit either, or the Force as it's called.

[TW]Fox · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:50

I don't neccesarily want to drive around in an Impreza or nothing, even regular traffic police would be fine for me. But as far as I can see, there is no way of just joining the traffic police.

You've got to be a normal officer for 2 years, then you can apply, but you might not get in..

Enfield · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:52

[TW]Fox said:
I don't neccesarily want to drive around in an Impreza or nothing, even regular traffic police would be fine for me. But as far as I can see, there is no way of just joining the traffic police.

You've got to be a normal officer for 2 years, then you can apply, but you might not get in..

We could always join the Highways Agency and be wannbe Police Officers ahaha

Luke15 · 29 Mar 2006 at 22:59

Or be bounty hunters

LewisStuart · 29 Mar 2006 at 23:34

[TW]Fox said:
This Impreza WRX does 0-60 in 7 seconds..

...errr?

I knew you would spot that ....mind you the car was full of police kit

djbenjo · 30 Mar 2006 at 00:16

/Looks at location

Mates dad got broken into for the keys to his Boxter. They then had the cheek to phone him from his own phone which had been left in the car (which was in the garage) and ask if it had a tracker

Jet · 30 Mar 2006 at 01:48

Love and hate these type of shows. The hate is aimed at the stupid sentences they get.

Also, can they not invent a more technologically advanced way of using the tracker. A series of beeps didn't seem so accurate to me lol.

And the guy that was in training and did a dangerous overtake or something and still passed? You fail your normal driving test for less than that!!

All we need to do is clone Pat 'n' Carl from Road Wars and there would be no crime on the roads. Literally none.

Meridian · 30 Mar 2006 at 07:27

Jet said:
L

Also, can they not invent a more technologically advanced way of using the tracker. A series of beeps didn't seem so accurate to me lol.

Accurate to about ten metres I believe.

M

Morba · 30 Mar 2006 at 07:52

Jet said:
All we need to do is clone Pat 'n' Carl from Road Wars and there would be no crime on the roads. Literally none.

haha yeah, they do seem to be 'better'.

the episode was good, tho why wasnt that kid with the out of date condom taken into custody for no insurance or license (im sure thats what they said).