For that money, I'd let you throw beer over me naked.
Mr Carragher can't complain, if he can't stand the banter, he can always stop playing football. Simple as.
I dont think I would want to throw beer over you

, or indeed anyone. Not sure why I would want to do that
I'm a bit perplexed as to why there HAS to be banter. Then again I have never quite understood why anyone finds any need ever to abuse someone, lighthearted or not.
I personally dont like Cristiano Ronaldo, I think he is arrogant and takes the mick a lot, however I cannot deny that he is a phenomally skilled footballer and when I watch Utd v Liverpool I cant say that I have ever found the need to throw abuse at Ronaldo just because of the patterns on his shirt, why on earth would I do that??
I dont like John Terry particularly either, but I dont shout cockney rhyming slang and dress up in pearly king gear and take the mick out of him because he comes from east london whenever I see him play.
I mean, there are people at work I dont like too, but I dont go wandering past them in the corridor being abusive at them.
Maybe I am too old, or too stuffy, or too boring or enjoy football for the football rather than the tribalistic side of things or something, its just I havent ever seen the need to be abusive to people.