Comedy cat anecdote #1:
Whilst catsitting for a friend, I got out of the shower and sat down at my desk to check my emails...only to have one of the kittens latch on to my scrotum.
I jolted upright, banged my head on a shelf and still hat a cat on my nadbag.
All 4 paws and teeth sunk into my hairy brain.
Nothing hurts like prising a kitten off your giggleberries.
Comedy cat anecdote #2:
Same cats, two years later.
I had been out with friends for the evening and went to crash at theirs.
We got in (very drunk) and started talking, partied with Mary a bit and put some chicken kievs in the oven to stave off the hunger.
My friends went off to bed so I stuck a DVD on as I wasn't tired...
...The next thing I know, I have woken up, chicken kiev in my mouth and a cat sat on my chest, gingerly nibbling the other end.
Our eyes locked and it was like a standoff. Neither of us moved for about a minute...Just stared at each other.
Eventually it ran off. The single strangest moment of my life to date, I think...
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