Cat stuck outside my window

[Tony Edwards]

So happy you didn't call the animal extermination squad, who probably wouldn't have turned up, well, unless there was a chance to prosecute someone!

The above is what I heard someone in the pub say once.

Do you also think they go after fox hunters and landowners for political reason?

Same here.
Next door but one had left their dog in the garden while they went on a two wee holiday and 7 days later after constant barking we got the RSPCA out.
He looks over and says "He looks fit and he's got water" then buggers off.

Unfortunatly the RSPCA are not responsable for barking dogs.

They are not exactly liked amongst the animal welfare groups and are seen as a bit of a cash cow I heard someone down the pub say.

Hmm yeah like speeding tickets and parking fines.

 

[aVdub]

Ladders and Chips?

 

[aVdub]

Do you also think they go after fox hunters and landowners for political reason?



Unfortunatly the RSPCA are not responsable for barking dogs.



Hmm yeah like speeding tickets and parking fines.

Sorry, but I did read what you wrote and went Blur Blur and carried on...Sorry to be honest pal.

 

[Nitefly]

Most satisfying ‘cat stuck outside the window’ story I’ve read this year.

 

[Mr Badger]

Most satisfying ‘cat stuck outside the window’ story I’ve read this year.

But what about the damn ladder???

 

[Nitefly]

But what about the damn ladder???

I watched Jacob’s Ladder for the first time last month, which pips this thread to being the best ladder story of the year.

*starts sweating as (i) Jacob’s Ladder came out in 1990, (ii) I originally said this was the best cat story I had read, and (iii) this is GD*

 

[Mercenary Keyboard Warrior]

More importantly did you clarify the cats sex?

 

[rumple9]

Sounds like a UB40 song

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Sounds like a UB40 song

I was crafting a delicious joke on this very premise but now not only have you beaten me to it, yours is more succinct and better than mine was going to be

 

[builder22]

There's a cat in me window...what ya gonna do...I'm gonna get that cat

 

[Mr Badger]

There's a cat in me window...what ya gonna do...I'm gonna get that cat

Or as Tanita Tikaram so nearly sang:

Tell me if, you want to see
A cat outside your window
A cat outside your window isn't free

 

[Bubo]

Did anyone rescue the sleeping bag?

 

[Nitefly]

Cat stuck outside my window
What will happen to its faeces?
Cat stuck outside my window, yeah
I’ll post about it on my forum

And it's been so long
But it’s still sat there
I sing this song
To pass the time away
Then when I look outside
The cat’s still stuck outside my window

… I take a look out of the window next to me
He’s still there…

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Cat stuck outside my window
What will happen to its faeces?
Cat stuck outside my window, yeah
I’ll post about it on my forum

And it's been so long
But it’s still sat there
I sing this song
To pass the time away
Then when I look outside
The cat’s still stuck outside my window

… I take a look out of the window next to me
He’s still there…

Thank you for your service ma'am :heart:

 

[rumple9]

 

[Deleted member 77746]

What the hell

 

[drakulton]

I watched Jacob’s Ladder for the first time last month, which pips this thread to being the best ladder story of the year.

*starts sweating as (i) Jacob’s Ladder came out in 1990, (ii) I originally said this was the best cat story I had read, and (iii) this is GD*

A Jacob's ladder is also a row of piercings on a chaps todger.

 

[drakulton]

Did anyone rescue the sleeping bag?

Was it microchipped like the ladder?

 

[builder22]

156k subscribers. 51 Million views!. Nect upcoming event Catton Park Meow
Boom. There's yer dinner.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Unfortunatly the RSPCA are not responsable for barking dogs.

You didn't read what I wrote, it would be outside for another week with no food and only rain water, pretty sure something must be done about that.