Cat WEE problem

Used to work for a retailer who sold cat repel gel - seemed like a reasonably well selling item. Available at garden centres.
 
I had the same problem but the cat liked to do number 2's in my front garden.

So one Saturday I staked out my front garden and hid behind the wall for the little git to turn up. Sure as egg up there he was it. I creped up on him stealth like. Not the kind of creeping up you do on your little brother to make him crap his pants when his watching power rangers. I mean stealth, kind of like David Attenborough when he want to crack one off watch two monkey making love in the jungle...I waited until the cat had pulled his pants down and could see his eyes glazing over. I could just see his but hole start to pucker up and the I made my move

WHAT YOU DOING IN MY FRONT GARDEN AHHHH!!

He took off like he'd been shot out of a gun with his pants round his ankles and I never saw him again..
 
I've got 2 cats, and the neighbours haven't spoken to me since I moved in. I hate the cats almost as much as they do, but the gf makes me keep them. The choice is between keeping them in and having my house a total mess, or letting them do their business elsewhere. I've given the immediately adjacent neighbours the high pitched squeel things, and that seems to have worked, but the ones further away suffer the faecal wrath instead.
I've told the gf that the first time they need more than £50 spent on vet bills they're getting put down. She hasn't put up a fight to this, but this is probably because she thinks I'm winding her up.
 
As mentioned earlier in the thread I can vouch for the effectiveness of citrus. I used 2/3 oranges worth of peel where my cat was relieving herself when we moved into our current place. She didn't do it again.

On a completely off topic note, I must admit I was massively impressed at the size of the log she dropped off behind the telly. Without a word of a lie it was the size of a human turd, took a picture of it and everything.
 
Cat's hate the smell of citruisy things, lemon, limes, oranges.. If you put the peel of on orange near the door... he wont go near it :)
 
Make a 10,000 volt catdeteringawesomemadeofwin machine, with just a relay and a transformer out of an old radio that works off the mains.

Wire the relay up so it oscillates on and off quickly, wire the LV end of the transformer up to the same connections used to power the relay, and boom! 200 or 300Hz of 10,000v pulses.

Simply run fine wires across your lawn, or just shove terminals into the ground connected to the transformer's HV end.

Job solved!






*No responsibility is taken for any children or animals fried, toasted or otherwise affected by the above.
 
I think the most sensible one was soaking it with water with a hose or something.
Not only is it non lethal (unless it drowns on land) it should scare the living bricks out of it, it the easiest way, you won't keep putting lemon stuff out there will you?

Hopefully it'll get tired of getting soaked.
 
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For the win!
 
randal24 said:
As mentioned earlier in the thread I can vouch for the effectiveness of citrus. I used 2/3 oranges worth of peel where my cat was relieving herself when we moved into our current place. She didn't do it again.

On a completely off topic note, I must admit I was massively impressed at the size of the log she dropped off behind the telly. Without a word of a lie it was the size of a human turd, took a picture of it and everything.
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LOL I bet the smell was evil.
 
rover416i said:
Make a 10,000 volt catdeteringawesomemadeofwin machine, with just a relay and a transformer out of an old radio that works off the mains.

Wire the relay up so it oscillates on and off quickly, wire the LV end of the transformer up to the same connections used to power the relay, and boom! 200 or 300Hz of 10,000v pulses.

Simply run fine wires across your lawn, or just shove terminals into the ground connected to the transformer's HV end.

Job solved!






*No responsibility is taken for any children or animals fried, toasted or otherwise affected by the above.
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The problem here is you go out on the lash and then come back pished as a newt, trip onto the wires and get zapped lol
 
Put moth balls down. My cats hated them and left anything alone that had moth balls around it. They used to scratch the bottom stair/step and by putting two moth balls next to it stopped the cat going near it.
 
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