Cat ****

Keyboards'Fear · 6 Jun 2015 at 18:31

^^ +1

Energize · 6 Jun 2015 at 19:18

StoutMeister said:
^^^^^^^^^^

http://www.electricfencing.co.uk/cattle.asp

Make sure to buy the fence for cattle. To test its efficiency make a wee wee on it.

Well there is one for cats.

http://www.electricfencing.co.uk/cats-out.asp

The ‘Garden Guardian‘ kit has been created to keep cats off specific areas, such as ponds, flower beds, seed beds etc. It comprises three lines of green electric tape or polywire, supported by push-in posts (all of which come in green).

The standard kits come with either 100m or 200m of polywire/tape and 10 or 20 posts together with a small battery energiser running off two D-Cell batteries. Alternatively, a small mains energiser or solar energiser could be substituted.

Keeping Cats Off Walls, Fences & Roofs

Insulators: To keep cats out and off fences/walls/roofs etc., a barrier can be created by an electric fence of wire/polywire mounted on Insulators. As an electric fence will only work by touching the live wire and the earth at the same time, an artificial earth will need to be created on a non metal fence or wall e.g. another wire, this time linked to the earth stake.

Electric Netting

Electric netting, complete with push-in posts, is one of the most effective deterrents for keeping cats away from specific areas – such as borders and veggie patches. Nets can be erected and taken down quickly and easily. Nets can be easily linked together to create a larger barrier. They are also an effective deterrent for keepingdogs, badgers and rabbits out. The fence can be powered by either mains or battery powered energisers.

Kosmiche · 6 Jun 2015 at 19:37

Whitewater · 6 Jun 2015 at 21:00

Dis86 said:
Cat crap upsets a lot of people.

A black and white one visits my garden on a fairly regular basis now, I'm considering airsoft as a humane alternative to killing it with fire or skinning the little **** alive.

Keyboards'Fear · 6 Jun 2015 at 21:17

Whitewater said:
A black and white one visits my garden on a fairly regular basis now, I'm considering airsoft as a humane alternative to killing it with fire or skinning the little **** alive.

Do it, it really is fun, and you're not damaging the strange creature, so it's all good. SHOOOT!!

djshauny1 · 6 Jun 2015 at 21:21

Nuke it from orbit?

5punk3monk3y · 6 Jun 2015 at 22:51

Acme said:

Couple that with this and I think you have a winning formula!

FoxEye · 6 Jun 2015 at 23:00

It's only cat ****.

If you get it before it dries out you could put it on a potter's wheel and make a vase or something out of it.

I can be all smug here, because my cat ****s in my bedroom, not on anyone's lawn. Sometimes in the litter tray, sometimes partially on the carpet, sometimes on my bed.

Whitewater · 6 Jun 2015 at 23:15

FoxEye said:
I can be all smug here, because my cat ****s in my bedroom, not on anyone's lawn. Sometimes in the litter tray, sometimes partially on the carpet, sometimes on my bed.

Thank you for being a responsible cat owner

Orionaut · 6 Jun 2015 at 23:57

FoxEye said:
I can be all smug here, because my cat ****s in my bedroom, not on anyone's lawn. Sometimes in the litter tray, sometimes partially on the carpet, sometimes on my bed.

Ha Ha!

Some years ago My Brother came to stay and had to sleep on the Put-You-Up in my living room.

My Cat took umbridge at this and laid a "Cats Egg" right next to his head under cover of darkness (With the inevitable result)

My Bro is seriously squeamish (especially about Poop!) I, However, I thought it was bloody funny!

Dis86 · 7 Jun 2015 at 00:02

FoxEye said:
It's only cat ****.

If you get it before it dries out you could put it on a potter's wheel and make a vase or something out of it.

I can be all smug here, because my cat ****s in my bedroom, not on anyone's lawn. Sometimes in the litter tray, sometimes partially on the carpet, sometimes on my bed.

Sharing a room with cat crap wouldn't really enter my books as a reason to be smug.

Also thanks for proving Em3bbs to be full of...crap! Ha!

ZXSpectrum · 7 Jun 2015 at 10:13

Sentry gun with support, hardened and ripable for when it's really bad!

shephga · 7 Jun 2015 at 10:14

Get yourself loads of catnip, plant it round the garden and you'll be fine.

Skynet5 · 7 Jun 2015 at 10:31

FoxEye said:
It's only cat ****.

If you get it before it dries out you could put it on a potter's wheel and make a vase or something out of it.

I can be all smug here, because my cat ****s in my bedroom, not on anyone's lawn. Sometimes in the litter tray, sometimes partially on the carpet, sometimes on my bed.

Love it.

Mike UK · 7 Jun 2015 at 11:23

The sonar device I bought got great reviews on Amazon

After 3 days it was annoying the child and it was covered in cat wee.

Nothing worse than a sleeping cat infront of a £35 cat deterent.

Got a dog - Now its only dog dumps.

thepharcyde · 7 Jun 2015 at 19:13

I purchased a couple of solar panel ultra sonic devices and they still poo on the front lawn.

I've repositioned it each time.

neil_g · 7 Jun 2015 at 19:36

Keyboards'Fear said:
Do it, it really is fun, and you're not damaging the strange creature, so it's all good. SHOOOT!!

yeah sure it only needs one eye to see out of, right..

CaptainRAVE · 7 Jun 2015 at 19:42

Well, neighbour cats were brave enough to use my new lawn as a toilet. Seem to have had second thoughts since I covered the area in hot chilli powder and curry powder though