Caught between two ladies...

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Ok. Never done anything like this on here before. So please, be gentle with me (famous last words!).

Anyway, about this time last week, I got chatting to a lass on Tinder. We hit it off right away and I'm thinking yeah, I would like to meet this lady. She's the same age as me (34) and has 3 kids of her own (total MILF). And lives not that far from me.

So we're talking and we arrange to meet up at the weekend. But it never happened. She had a minor car accident. She's ok. But it's going to cost her a ton of cash to get not just her car sorted, but the other driver's car as well. As I said, the conversation between us is going really well.

Now before I talk about the 2nd lass, I just want to quickly add that I have not had a work related relationship since I was 19!! But what the hell do I know what I was doing back then?

Moving on. I work in IT and I was looking at this issue for this lass in the same building I'm in. I ring her up to discuss the issue further, she answers the phone already knowing who I was! Of course, while I believe I may have spoken to her before, I had totally forgotten who she was! It was not until I went to see her that I realised who she was and my heart was pounding!

She is 26yrs old and looks like Jennifer Lawrence! So, yeah! Hottie!!

Cut a long story short, I decided to take the plunge and ask the work lass out on a date. She said yes. We went on said date on Sunday night, hit it off immediately and she might be coming over to mine this Saturday night.

The dilemma? The MILF still wants to meet me THIS WEEKEND! I have just this second told her I may have to attend a friend's party instead of seeing her. Yes, I lied knowing I will more than likely be entertaining the lass from work!

So, my question to you guys is this: how do I let the MILF down gently so I can pursue a possible relationship with the work lass?

Neither one knows about the other. But if I can somehow just let the MILF know without hurting her feelings, then great. Ok so we haven't met face to face. But she could still take it to heart, right?

Thank you. By the time I read the replies to this, I will probably be at work in the morning. Good night.

Oh and none of that "smash the pasty" nonsense, please! Seen too many of that thrown about in here! :p
 
If you haven't met her it's pretty simple. Just say you no longer want to pursue the relationship or you've found someone else. She'll get over it, afterall she is a MILF. Goodluck with the weekend pasty smashing. :p
 
Not sure i would call a girl a "MILF". 3 kids does not make her one. For your actual question, i would just be honest to her. She'll eventually find out and things will only get worse.
 
Not sure i would call a girl a "MILF". 3 kids does not make her one. For your actual question, i would just be honest to her. She'll eventually find out and things will only get worse.

If you're referring to my post the OP said it first. If she's good looking, she'll have plenty of options, that's all I'm saying.
 
Given that you 'met' her on a dating site just say you've been on a few dates with someone else and you don't want to mess her around.
 
Fate is telling you to go for what is behind the second door.


See what is behind door number 1 if door number 2 does not work out.
 
poop in a paper bag.
Place it in front of her door.
Set it on fire.
Knock on the door and run.


Phone the woman and tell her you found a woman your own age who's interested.
When she calls you a **** simply reply "you stood in it" and hang up on her

Milf only makes sense if shes loaded, if shes not go for youth
 
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