Caviar serving suggestions?

V4NT0M · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:27

So yea, what do you eat it with?

Cr0fty · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:28

Skyfall said:
So yea, im rich but don't know how to spend my money

Sinque · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:34

Cr0fty said:

Look at where he lives.

^JP^ · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:36

I vote for a Ritz biscuit with some smoked salmon and a teaspoon of caviar on top.

Albaba · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:37

Ah the credit crunch. People in borough are now eating caviar not Greggs pasties. How odd

2bit · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:39

Well it has to be the Ritz Biscuit. The top tottie of cheesy comestibles.

Vonhelmet · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:40

Served on the naked breasts of maria sharapova.

^JP^ · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:40

2bit said:
Well it has to be the Ritz Cracker. The top tottie of cheesy comestibles.

Ah yeah sorry, I mean Ritz Cracker not Biscuit! Just what we call them in our house for some reason.

2bit · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:46

^JP^ said:
Ah yeah sorry, I mean Ritz Cracker not Biscuit! Just what we call them in our house for some reason.

Ha - just edited my post to read 'Biscuit' cos I thought you were right!!

Hedge · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:47

Stick to parmos kidda!

^JP^ · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:52

2bit said:
Ha - just edited my post to read 'Biscuit' cos I thought you were right!!

Just went and looked and it says Ritz Crackers but I am sure thats just an American thing. I think they used to just say Ritz on the box and we filled in the biscuit bit.

elroberto · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:52

toast. Or you could spoon it onto the back of your thumb, lick it off and wash it down with a good vodka.

int · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:54

KRACKAWHEAT

2bit · 4 Nov 2008 at 21:55

^JP^ said:
Just went and looked and it says Ritz Crackers but I am sure thats just an American thing. I think they used to just say Ritz on the box and we filled in the biscuit bit.

Ah good. Think you're right with the biscuit thing.

V4NT0M · 4 Nov 2008 at 22:10

Albaba said:
Ah the credit crunch. People in borough are now eating caviar not Greggs pasties. How odd

lol, the funniest thing i've heard all year!

Nitefly · 4 Nov 2008 at 22:13

vonhelmet said:
Served on the naked breasts of maria sharapova.

Hahaha

yermum · 4 Nov 2008 at 22:14

The most important thing when serving caviar is to keep it away from metal. It should be put into a glass bowl over crushed ice and served with a spoon made from bone, horn, mother of pearl or antler. A wooden spatula will suffice if the others aren't available.

It should be served on warm blinis or small buckwheat pancakes (available in Waitrose) and may be accompanied by sour cream, smoked salmon or scrambled egg. It should be washed down with vodka.

Sinque · 4 Nov 2008 at 22:17

^

You just made it sound disgusting

Mr.Clark · 4 Nov 2008 at 22:21

Champagne?

Azagoth · 4 Nov 2008 at 22:24

On the very rare occasion that we have Caviar, it has to be lightly done French Toast.