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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandieS
You: Evening
SandieS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Sir, are you present?
SandieS: Hello, any specifics to your search?
You: yes i am looking for a prisoner outfit
You: for my hound
SandieS: sure, give me a moment
You: With hat if possible
SandieS: ok, I will see what I can find
You: groovy
SandieS: The link I just includes a hat, I am still looking for more
You: could you also search for a cage?
SandieS: sure, just a moment
You: these are excellant, could youalso find me a jailer oufit?
SandieS: sure
SandieS: jailer, do mean prison guard?
You: yes
SandieS: ok, just making sure
You: no probs
You: also if possible a book on medival torture?
SandieS: ok, just a moment please
You: ok
You: these cages look very sturdy
You: any luck on the book yet?
SandieS: I am still trying to find a Prison Guard costume, which seems a little hard to find, let me try the book first
You: ok
You: that book will do nicely
SandieS: ok, I will search for the guard costume
You: ok
You: Could you also find me information on Moon pies
SandieS: Sure is the Guard Costume sufficent
You: im having a party and require food
You: the gaurd costume is for human
You: a human being
You: sorry should have said
SandieS: Oops, sorry I thought that was for the dog too
SandieS: not a Problem, can I ask for Male or Female
You: male
You: that costumes excellant
You: could you find a stockist for moon pies
SandieS: sure, thank you for you patience
You: no problem
You: i hope they can send the moon pies quick
You: yes these moon pies will calm my dogs
You: thankyou
You: *shakes your hand*
SandieS: your welcome, is there anything else i can help you with
You: i shall recommend you
SandieS: thank you
You: no that is all
You: bye
SandieS: Thank you, have a great day
SandieS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended
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hehe :D
 
fini said:
all the guides are busy now :( and I have a proper question that google can't help me with!

fini
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Does it involve covertly acquiring anthrax or the effects of mustard on cat hair growth?
 
You: allo
TrinaM: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: basically, what it is is, I want to be the most fabulous, amazing person in the world
You: how would I achieve this
You: ?
TrinaM: Well I not sure the internet can help you
You: Um, well maybe you can? What's amazing to you?
TrinaM: Lots of things. Kids, chocolate chip cookies, books,
TrinaM: space travel, my husband
You: Wanna threesome?
TrinaM: sorry. thank you, have a good day
 
finally got through after asking 'when will i get to speak to a guide?' - who then transferred me - who then told me 'I don't know' as soon as I asked. 'Well could you have a look?' got a grudging ok.

Now he's transferring me to someone else!

Just been transferred AGAIN!

Given up.

A thread shall be created and the people of OCUK they shall help!

fini
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngelaD
AngelaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
AngelaD: hello
You: hey angela
AngelaD: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: does mustard make you hairy!
You: thanks
You: not very chatty today :(?
AngelaD: i can talk al ittle bit, but only supposed to search
AngelaD: sorry
AngelaD: dont want to get into trouble
You: awah
You: have you ever considered mustard for hair growth?
AngelaD: no, i have never heard of that before.
You: ohh, slap some on before you go to bed and wake up like a gorilla
AngelaD: no thanks
You: Don't like that look?
AngelaD: i dont need any more hair
AngelaD: i should tell my bro for his recieding hair line
You: ohh
You: tell him to use a good brand, the cheap stuff doesnt work its mustardy magic
AngelaD: ok
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I searched for:

Length of play and charge kit 360:

KarenB: is this for an x box 360?
You: yes please
KarenB: great one min please
KarenB: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: The length of the wire which connects your wireless controller to the xbox 360 on the play and charge kit
KarenB: ok one sec
KarenB: if the contrller is wireless ? why would there be a length to one
You: The play and charge kit comes with a wire so you can play and charge your wireless controller at the same time, i'm after the length of the wire that comes with the kit please.
KarenB: one moment
KarenB: while i search for you


lol
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KerryannB
KerryannB: Welcome to ChaCha!
KerryannB: Hi.
You: Heylo
You: MY friend told me about 'penski' - I was wondering what it is
KerryannB: A moving company?
You: apparantly it's a UK thing
You: he said it was something cool on the internet and that I should look for it
KerryannB: Y'know, whenever someone tells me that it's usually a prank search.
You: really?
You: do you get them often?
KerryannB: Yep.
You: :(
KerryannB: Sure do....
KerryannB: It's part of the job.
You: I suppose you get people like that in any job
KerryannB: Well, there is nothing that is just Penski. It's all a business name.
You: He's one of these geeky types and just said I should look on the internet for it
You: no problem - I'll go tell him that penski isn't real :)
KerryannB: I'm sorry, I can't find anything about it if I don't know what it's supposed to be related to.
You: he just said it was funny.
You: have fun. t'raa.
You: hope you don't get any prank searches
KerryannB: Me too.
KerryannB: Have a nice day.
KerryannB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

BAHHHHH!

Got a good one on now...

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This is one of mine (it is still going on now...):

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JaniceL
JaniceL: Welcome to ChaCha!
JaniceL: Hi there how are you?
You: Fine, you?
JaniceL: Just give me a minute to open my search........ I am very well thanks
JaniceL: Okay
JaniceL: What information are you looking for in regards to paint?
You: Where can I find multi-coloured paint in the UK?
JaniceL: I have found multi-colored paint but now i need to find it in the UK
You: OK
You: Thanks
You: Did you find any that can be applied by brush? (I don't have the HVLP Spray system)
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I have been waiting for about 20 minutes for anything about multi-coloured paint that I can apply by brush. :p (By the way, I am genuinely interested, I quite like this search engine, I like the idea of having someone do a search for me).

Angus Higgins
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SteveJ
SteveJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey, Steve :)
You: A friend reckons a samurai sword could cut someone in half. I reckon it would get stuck in the bone. What do you think?
SteveJ: hey, give me a moment to search that for you
SteveJ: i don't know
You: It may be easier if you cut them across the belly...But straight down from the head? I don't think so...
SteveJ: there are some facts
SteveJ: i dont know if there's an exact answer to your question in there
SteveJ: but let me keep looking
You: Cheers :)
You: making a cup of tea...may not be at the PC :)
You: Tea rocks.
SteveJ: okay
SteveJ: on that second link look under the section titled ken-the blade
SteveJ: "The samurai sword's blade was so powerful that it could cut a person clean in half."
SteveJ: have a great day!
SteveJ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

I don't like Steve...He seemed very curt...

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Haha, this guy was awesome!

Q: Where is my crystal ball?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KyleE
KyleE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: This thing on?
You: Hello?
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JeremyW
JeremyW: Welcome to ChaCha!
JeremyW: Hello, how can I help you today?
You: *Puts on wizard cloke and hat*
JeremyW: it's wizard robe and hat
JeremyW: stupid
You: :o
You: you abuse me!
You: wanna see some magic?
JeremyW: You're abusing me arent you?
JeremyW: yes please, my job is much easier when I dont have to search for anything
You: I don't know, are you leaning sideways?
JeremyW: Not really, no
You: easier to abuse people sideways...
You: anyway, for this magic trick
JeremyW: ok i'm leaning sideways, go for it
You: right, just a second while I e-bugger you
JeremyW: I cast Lvl. 3 eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman
You: for this magic trick, hold both your arms out
JeremyW: ok they're out
You: now, bring your left arm back in
You: slowly
JeremyW: ok
You: and touch your eyeball
JeremyW: now what
You: while with your other hand, slap yourself
JeremyW: how hard?
You: quite hard
You: harder the better I find
JeremyW: Should i take my finger off my eyeball first?
You: no, that must stay there
JeremyW: Ok, i've slapped myself, now what
You: press against your eyeball
You: with any luck you may see some lights!
JeremyW: Nothing.
You: try the other eye
JeremyW: Do i need to re-slap myself?
You: hmm, I'm not sure
JeremyW: Well you're not a very good magician, are you
You: no :(
JeremyW: Just takes practice, you'll get there.
You: any idea where I've left my crystal ball then?
JeremyW: Hmm, if I were a crystal ball, where would I be.
You: On your head!
You: ahh, found it
JeremyW: Hooray!
You: was on my head again
You: can I ask you something?
JeremyW: Those sneaky crystal balls
You: Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
JeremyW: Well, I guess you're going to either way arent you
JeremyW: see
You: I saw it once
You: but the guy had two mouths
JeremyW: Now there's a talented magician
JeremyW: You must be quite bored eh?
You: yes :(
JeremyW: No friends?
You: here, if you're bored you might find this funny to read :)
You: just a sec
You: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17672385&page=1&pp=30
JeremyW: Only for the remaining 2 minutes while i'm getting paid :)
You: voila
You: you know, if I was you
You: I'd waste time annoying other guides
You: could be like a hobby
JeremyW: I dont know about the other guides
You: and no, I have few friends :(
JeremyW: but I enjoy when people try to annoy me
You: hehe
JeremyW: because it means I have to do less work
JeremyW: and still get paid
You: awesome
JeremyW: Indeed
You: I have 7 senses don't you know
JeremyW: What's the extra ones
You: my 7th sense is sensing danger, like spiderman
JeremyW: My brother has that, except it's only for his pool cue
You: my 6th sense is knowing when squirrels are afraid
JeremyW: That's always a handy one to have
You: I hate it when squirrels steal my nuts
JeremyW: Any how, my 10 minutes are up
You: aww :(
JeremyW: enjoy the rest of your day and be sure to rate me
You: fun talking to ya!
JeremyW: nice talkign to you :)
JeremyW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AnadiN
AnadiN: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey there
You: best guide name. Ever.
AnadiN: One moment while I search for that information.
AnadiN: Thanks!
You: if I'd asked about painkillers it would be perfect :D
AnadiN: Here's one. Let me see if I can find you a couple more.
AnadiN: Are these results sufficient?
You: They're fantastic, AnadiN
You: Have fun
AnadiN: Thanks.
AnadiN: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: nope. That's perfect. Will rate you good :)

:D

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