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Jay · 3 Jan 2007 at 16:23

Question: Cat's with no Tails

Guide Session
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LindaA
LindaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
LindaA: Hello
You: Hello
You: How are you
You: Hello?
LindaA: I'm good. How are you?
You: great yeh thanks
You: i'm after pictures and inforamtion
LindaA: Are you looking for cats with no tails?
You: yes, i how it effects their balance whilst fighting in tree's
LindaA: Are these results sufficient?
You: wow yes
LindaA: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Do you know which cat is the most agressive? out of all domestic cats?
LindaA: No but let me see what I can find.
LindaA: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: not a problem
You: do you like cat's?
LindaA: yes, I love cats
You: do you like cat's with no tail's?
LindaA: yes I use to have a manx
You: cat's with no tail's are faster and stronger, you will find they can mate for longer aswel
You: yes i have 5 manx cats
You: what was it's name
LindaA: The Maine **** is an agrexxive cat.
LindaA: My cat was named Alkie
You: Nice name, i know quite a few Alkie's
You: Have you got pictures of the Maine **** cat?
You: and does it have a tail?
LindaA: Yes they have tails
LindaA: Is there anything else? I have another search waiting.
You: no thanks
You: good bye Linda
LindaA: Thank you for searching ChaCha, please search again. Have a great day.
LindaA: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Angus-Higgins · 3 Jan 2007 at 16:39

Would they answer maths questions?

Like:

"What would the diameter be of a cylinder which has the same volume as a cylinder which is 10 centimetres tall, and has a diameter of 3 centimetres assuming that the cylinder is 12.34 centimetres in height?"

That would be funny (it isn't hard, but could pass for a homework question), then you go on to ask:

"Well, err, do you know..."

Make it seem like you are getting them to do your maths homework.

Angus Higgins

Zefan · 3 Jan 2007 at 16:40

It seems they don't like maths too much. I had to ask "Does zero point nine recurring equal one?" to get through, otherwise it just said no guides available.

Angus-Higgins · 3 Jan 2007 at 16:41

Zefan said:
It seems they don't like maths too much. I had to ask "Does zero point nine recurring equal one?" to get through, otherwise it just said no guides available.

Oh well, back to the drawing-board. I still think the homework idea is good.

Or possibly, if you have a personal website, ask:

"Who is [insert your full name]?"

And see what they say.

Angus Higgins

helpimcrap · 3 Jan 2007 at 16:43

Angus-Higgins said:
Oh well, back to the drawing-board. I still think the homework idea is good.

Or possibly, if you have a personal website, ask:

"Who is [insert your full name]?"

And see what they say.

Angus Higgins

did that with mine and he found it quickly! he was into bikes too so i might have another fan lol.

Andr3w · 3 Jan 2007 at 16:44

this is the coolest thing ever, i asked a foodball question to a girl, it then said

"You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChrisD"

LOL

Naffa · 3 Jan 2007 at 16:44

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TerriaM
TerriaM: Welcome to ChaCha!
TerriaM: Hello
You: Hello there
TerriaM: How may I help you?
You: I was wondering if you could find some information for me. Regarding David Cameron's popularity with the British electorate
TerriaM: Hello
TerriaM: ok
You: Thank you
TerriaM: just one moment while i search for you.
You: Thank you. So far I haven't been able to find any hard figures, I just want some info to confirm my assumption that it will be low

Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!

Looking for guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: MicheleH
MicheleH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
MicheleH: Hi how are you?
You: I'm rather well thank you
You: yourself?
MicheleH: Doing great
You: That's nice to hear
MicheleH: One moment and I will find you sites on David Cameron
You: Thank you
You: I'm specifically searching for sites with information regarding his popularity with the British electorate
MicheleH: I will try to find you something
You: Thank you very much
You: Thank you, those three links will be more than sufficient
MicheleH: Are any of these sites helpful?
MicheleH: Okay, have a great day
You: You too, thank you very much
MicheleH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Then I got three links that had no relevance what so ever.

Classic.

Andr3w · 3 Jan 2007 at 16:47

ffs i have asked what old traffords post code is and i have been transfered to like three people so far lol

The post code is the first google link also

edit: oh nvm they found it!

hendrix · 3 Jan 2007 at 16:51

divine_madness said:
revision of fourth order differential equations with reference to the beam equation

... this seems to be giving them problems

They don't seem to like Relativity at all :rolleyes:

Fraggr · 3 Jan 2007 at 16:52

I asked them to find my name, they found something about an over 50s club.

Note: I was a googlewhack if you put "" around my name a few months ago, so it shouldn't have been too hard.

Edit: uh... they found my xfire profile and old school. :/

Azagoth · 3 Jan 2007 at 16:59

They didn't answer my enquiry of who'd win in a fight. Jack Baur or Chuck Norris? Apparently chacha.com isn't meant to be used for that.

mr tommo · 3 Jan 2007 at 17:01

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: diannc
diannc: Welcome to ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KristenN
KristenN: Welcome to ChaCha!
KristenN: Hi
You: Hi Kristen
You: could do with your assistance
KristenN: ok
You: i have a friend who may be gay
KristenN: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: HollyS
HollyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi holly how are you?
HollyS: I'm great. You?
You: not too great..
HollyS: That's too bad!
You: think my friend is gau
You: gay
HollyS: I'm looking up information about that now...
You: I never suspected anything until a month ago when my nan said he didnt look normal
HollyS: Here's someone in a similar situation
You: he has lube in his bedroom cupboard.. would this mean he is gay?
You: I also found friction relief cream
You: this really isnt a wind up
You: i know you must be bored of them by now but im genuinely worried
HollyS: No. It's cool. I'm just trying to find you some helpful links
You: but from your point of view does this make him gay?
HollyS: Not necessarily.
HollyS: But who knows!
You: what else would he use it for?
HollyS: Not sure
You: ive seen him spying on me a couple of times at the gym
HollyS: Hmmm.
You: And i checked on his internet history, and found links to lots of sex toy shops....
You: he hasnt even got a girlfriend :-s really confused
HollyS: This site may help.
You: thanks i will have a look in a min
You: would it be wrong if i got a few people to beat him up, maybe try to make him a bit more manly?
HollyS: I think that would be wron
HollyS: wrong, that is
You: yeah, he might enjoy it too much... what if i got a few girls to beat him up?
HollyS: I don't think violence is every the answer.
You: not even if your mate is as bent as graham norton.
You: well it aint that bad i suppose
HollyS: Nah.
HollyS: Maybe just have a chat with him. Ask him.
HollyS: I hope these links help.
You: yes they probably will, but its not the same as talking to someone about these problems
HollyS: I understand.
HollyS: Well, good luck with your friend!
You: i know he has a cat, who gets really defensive whenever another man goes in to his room
You: you dont think he could be into that do you?
HollyS: I bet you'll get it all figured out. Have a great day!
HollyS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.

She was a bit boring

Jotun · 3 Jan 2007 at 17:03

They seem pretty good for legitimate searches, I just got linked to a pretty good PDF with some info about deriving the equation for the self inductance of a coaxial cable. :cool:

Lysander · 3 Jan 2007 at 17:03

Who is Christian Goldman?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimberlyM
KimberlyM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello there
You: How are you
KimberlyM: Hi, I'm great, you?
You: Im a bit bored
You: Do you know any jokes
KimberlyM: I have several sites on jokes if you'd like
You: Can you not think of one
You: It doesnt have to be lewd
KimberlyM: knock knock
You: Who's there
KimberlyM: orange...lol
You: Orange ?
You: Orange who?
KimberlyM: knock knock
You: who's there??
KimberlyM: orange
You: orange who
You: am i being stupid
KimberlyM: i didn't even do it right
KimberlyM: sheesh
KimberlyM: no
You: lol
You: ok
You: umm
KimberlyM: I'm no joke teller
KimberlyM: haha
You: No no that wasn't bad
You: well
KimberlyM: yea it was
You: apart from the fact that it made no sense
You: What's red and invisible?
KimberlyM: what?
You: No tomatoes.
KimberlyM: lol
You: that wasnt funny
KimberlyM: no but funny since it wasn't funny
KimberlyM: ahhh
KimberlyM: knock knock
You: Aha reverse joke phych ology
You: um
You: who's there
KimberlyM: doris
You: Doris who?
KimberlyM: doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
You: lol
You: ok
You: i actually found that funny
KimberlyM: well it was lame
You: You didn't just get that off a website did you
KimberlyM: well...ummmm
You: ahem
You: I dont believe it
You: lol
You: so how many of you work there
KimberlyM: gosh I don't know, maybe a few thousand?
KimberlyM: we work from home.
You: i dont believe that
You: you work from home
You: i see
KimberlyM: yes
You: not in an aircraft hangar
You: the size of brimingham
KimberlyM: no but that would be cool
You: youre all linked to a giant network then
KimberlyM: yes
You: clever
You: but but
You: you have no-one overseeing you?
KimberlyM: no I don't
You: does it pay ok
KimberlyM: ummm not sure really, I'm fairly new
You: aha how new
You: like
You: this morning
KimberlyM: so I'm still in the 'training' phase
KimberlyM: no since dec 19th
You: does the 'training' mean not talking to weird people on the internet for ages
You: do people come over to your house to train you or do you read it all online
KimberlyM: no we train on new keywords, other guides train other guides
KimberlyM: it's all done on line
KimberlyM: it goes by ratings
You: The last two people i talked two were in really bad moods
You: to*
KimberlyM: some are rude, I know
You: They probably get no sex
KimberlyM: ha
KimberlyM: we have guidelines to go by
You: what are the guidelines
You: are they online?
KimberlyM: no adult terms, no chatting other than about the information the seeker wants
KimberlyM: they have it on our software.
You: but we've managed to cover oranges, sex and aircraft hangars
You: and you'll get a better rating for that
You: miserable ********, the other ones
KimberlyM: That's one of my points.
KimberlyM: yea I know
KimberlyM: I take pranks searches too...
KimberlyM: no one else does
You: pranks searches
You: what are they
KimberlyM: some are mean but others are hilarious
KimberlyM: how to do a barrell roll
You: you mean people asking ridiculous questions
KimberlyM: yes, and just wanting to poke fun
You: well
You: this place is open to a lot of abuse
KimberlyM: I know, think ChaCha is working on a plan to help eliminate some of it
KimberlyM: there is even forums on pranking guides
You: pranking guides??
You: how to prank?
KimberlyM: yea well they copy this chat box and paste it in the forums
You: ahhhh ok
You: why would they do that
You: because they think its funny
KimberlyM: yeo
KimberlyM: yep*
KimberlyM: I'm in there
You: surely not
You: which forums
KimberlyM: yep...I think it's called gunZ
You: gunZ
You: no idea what that is
KimberlyM: yes
You: can you show me the thread
KimberlyM: let me see if I can find it for you
You: thankee ^_^
KimberlyM: did you recieve that?
You: i did
You: lol
You: there are some strange people out there
KimberlyM: alright, well I need to close this session
You: you dont get paid past ten minutes?
KimberlyM: nope but time doesn't make a difference to me
You: ooh ok
You: well
You: by the way
KimberlyM: they get suspicious
KimberlyM: yes?
You: i still dont know who Christian Goldman is
KimberlyM: Not finding any information on Mr. Goldman
You: me neither
You: which is why i asked
You: oh well
You: you get full marks anyway
You: have a good day
KimberlyM: thank you and have a terrific day!
You: i hope your colleagues have more luck in bed
KimberlyM: ha!
KimberlyM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

gord · 3 Jan 2007 at 17:04

After several goes.. i got a woman.. to find me information proving women arnt the best drivers..

IRONEEEeeeee

The best bit was i asked her whether she thought women were the best drivers and she replied "It depends on the woman.", to which my response was "Like if they were too fat to turn the wheel?".. it yielded a "lol", i was in!

Andr3w · 3 Jan 2007 at 17:05

lol

edit: the women i am talking to is disabled

georges · 3 Jan 2007 at 17:10

Failed miserably when I asked what the squad was for the Arsenal unbeatables. Gave me a link to racism in football, Arsenal 4 Charlton 0 and some other talksport page with nothing to do with arsenal on :|

edit: seems like quite a good job for when you're ******* around after school etc.

$10 an hour and the woman said they're going to let people work in UK also.
The hours are flexible, fully, as in you can do nothing or non-stop

stinka · 3 Jan 2007 at 17:11

just found this thread thought id try a quick chat:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: sarahr
sarahr: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
sarahr: hello how may I help you?
You: have you had a good xmas?
sarahr: yes did you?
You: yes thanx
sarahr: how may I help you today?
You: just wondering what your wearing

sarahr: my mommy clothes hahaha
You: mmm my favorite what are your vital measurements?
sarahr: that is getting too personal
sarahr: sorry
sarahr: anything I can help you with today?
You: thats ok have you heard of ocuk
sarahr: no I haven't
You: www.overclockers.co.uk it rocks
sarahr: i will have to check it out
You: are you single then whats ** ASL
sarahr: cant tell you that information
sarahr: but i am married
You: oh ok, i bet ** a hottie
sarahr: not really
You: me and my gf are kinda interested
sarahr: interested in what?
You: in if ** a hottie or not

sarahr: hehehe guess you wont be able to find out
You: oh well im from the uk dont ya know what time is it where you are?
sarahr: noon
You: thats cool then have you worked for chacha long?
sarahr: a couple of months
You: whats the pay like?
sarahr: it depends on how many customers you get and how long you work for
sarahr: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

got cut off just as i was starting to enjoy myself

Andr3w · 3 Jan 2007 at 17:16

ive been talkign to this person for ages

this is what im saying at the moment

You: lol, do the "big guys" in the office track what you type?
KathyE: No, but they do do randon searches sometimes.
KathyE: So, we never really know who we are searching for.
KathyE: Lol.
You: don't worry im not a boss man
You: or am i :O
KathyE: Ha ha!
You: !! lol
KathyE: Lol, who knows!
KathyE: Lol
You: do you just deal with one person at a time?
KathyE: Yes, thank god!
You: i bet your watching tv now arnt you
You: whats on :O
KathyE: Kind of
KathyE: Regin and Kelly!
KathyE: ha ha ha!
KathyE: regis*
You: lol

You: lol
You: so if i kept this convosation like this for a few hours you would get paid for doing nothing lol?
KathyE: No actually...
KathyE: It stops paying after 10 minutes
You: awah
You: wah!
You: lol that sucks
KathyE: So I am not getting paid now!
KathyE: I know huh?
You: want me to bugga off lol?
KathyE: That's ok.
You: nah its fine, im off to get some food!
KathyE: Ha ha!
KathyE: Ok cool!
You: cya later,thanks a lot lol
KathyE: Well, have a great day!
KathyE: youre welcome!
KathyE: anytime!
You: ill rate don;t worry lol
KathyE: Bye now!
You: cya
KathyE: Oh thanks!
KathyE: bye!
KathyE: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

yhack · 3 Jan 2007 at 17:17

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: HushangA
HushangA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, I need help on fixing my computer problem.
You: My computer seems to be on fire, could you hurry?
You: Also, I need the number for the emergency services. My wife is bleeding all over my bed.
You: Oh, and I need a name for my child, hes 8 now and we still cannot decide on a name.
You: Please hurry!

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