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Sinque · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:40

Dare someone to ask 'Exactly how much wood could a wood cutter cut if a wood cutter could cut wood?'

Or something like 'How big is my....... foot?'

ferretmaster · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:41

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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You: specifically for labrodors
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You: dogs specifically if possible
You: now i will be able to stuff my dog. thankyou
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links given

http://www.petpreservations.com/

http://dogs.about.com/od/griefandloss/p/death_aftercare.htm

harhar

Teledude · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:43

Sinque said:
Dare someone to ask 'Exactly how much wood could a wood cutter cut if a wood cutter could cut wood?'

SherylA: Hello
You: Hiya
SherylA: Are you serious?
You: Yes?
SherylA: One moment please

edit -

SherylA: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: the answer?
SherylA: One moment please

edit 2-

SherylA: Your answer
SherylA: In America we say woodchuck

Fraggr · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:44

TracyW suggested putting ex-lax in my friend's coffees when I told them about how they "photoshopped my head onto harcore gay porn"!

Conscript · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:45

Someone ask about what sort of chainsaw would be neccessary to cut through several layers of flesh, sinew and bone, and also about aqquiring enough lime to decently cover a human body.

5 stars for this thread. Comedy gold

Sinque · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:49

Conscript said:
Someone ask about what sort of chainsaw would be neccessary to cut through several layers of flesh, sinew and bone, and also about aqquiring enough lime to decently cover a human body.

5 stars for this thread. Comedy gold

Just opened a chat window now, here we go

Fraggr · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:50

Sinque said:
Just opened a chat window now, here we go

Same here.

Teledude · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:51

Sinque said:
Just opened a chat window now, here we go

pffftt i got banned for far less - be prepared

Sinque · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:52

The one before that I said I needed to learn texidermy like the guy before and he said 'Would you like to learn how to do it?' and I said yes because my mum has just just hit by a car. And he said my mother has just died too. I was like :eek:

Then I asked about what substance would be required to slowly dissolve, so to speak, an entire human body as the driver got into a bit of a situation.

He closed on me

Conscript · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:53

ROFL

Sir, I am in your debt

Fraggr · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:53

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KellyG: Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: does this site work in firefox? I can't see any results

KellyG: Haven't sent any yet.
KellyG: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: I didn't get any for my search about how to hypothetically get enough anthrax to destroy a town called oxford, in England
You: so I'm just curious if I need to use internet explorer for it to work properly...
KellyG: Let me check for you.........one moment.

Edit: that's for the chainsaw question

ferretmaster · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:54

Sinque said:
The one before that I said I needed to learn texidermy like the guy before and he said 'Would you like to learn how to do it?' and I said yes because my mum has just just hit by a car. And he said my mother has just died too. I was like Then I asked about what substance would be required to slowly dissolve, so to speak, an entire human body as the driver got into a bit of a situation.

He closed on me

aahahaa i think everyone should ask about taxidermy then tel their story as i did above.

Sinque · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:55

You: Good evening.
CeceliaR: Greatings
You: I was just wondering what sort of chainsaw would be neccessary to cut through several layers of flesh, sinew and bone.
You: Any luck?
CeceliaR: No

I can't beleive they're forced to search for this stuff, LMAO!

ferretmaster · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:55

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Has anyone asked them where to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

Sinque · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:56

ferretmaster said:
aahahaa i think everyone should ask about taxidermy then tel their story as i did above.

Sorry sir, I didn't mean to copy. Please, just be quiet. We arn't in the primary school playground. I thought it'd be interesting so I did it.

blighter · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:56

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You: i'm doing a project on ChaCha.com and was wondering if you could tell me some facts about it.
StephanieS: What kind of statistics on chacha are you looking for?
StephanieS: Sure! I can try my best.

You: such as amount of searches per day and ratio of serious questions

rank questions
StephanieS: Ah, well, personally, that's not something a guide would know, or that would be published---I imagine the site owers like to keep that to themselves.
StephanieS: for me, though...
StephanieS: Almost half of the searches I take or notice seem to be pranks.
You: OK then, thanks very much. Do you know the email of the site-makers so i could find out some more?
StephanieS: Hold on a moment! They don't publish their info on that directly, either, but I can give you some links.

You: Ok thanks a lot :-)

StephanieS: The first one is their whois information....
StephanieS: which explains the owner details of chacha.com
StephanieS: the second is the generic "contact us" page.
StephanieS: Both may be of use to you.
You: Ah right, didnt think of doing a whois search! Thanks and happy new year from OcUK Forums!
StephanieS: Haha, you're welcome!
StephanieS: I'll have to look up your forum.
StephanieS: Do you have a chacha prank thread in there?
You: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8480423
StephanieS: Awesome! I love reading through those things.

StephanieS: Thanks--and have a great night.
You: lol cool

thanks for your help! good night

Al Vallario · 3 Jan 2007 at 02:57

Sinque said:
Sorry sir, I didn't mean to copy. Please, just be quiet. We arn't in the primary school playground. I thought it'd be interesting so I did it.

I don't think he was being sarcastic... :confused:

Sinque · 3 Jan 2007 at 03:00

Al Vallario said:
I don't think he was being sarcastic...

I know

It's ChaCha, makes you say mad stuff.

Edit: Christ, this guy is slow.

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CeceliaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Good evening.
CeceliaR: Greatings
You: I was just wondering what sort of chainsaw would be neccessary to cut through several layers of flesh, sinew and bone.
You: Any luck?
CeceliaR: No
You: It's difficult to find isn't it.
CeceliaR: yes
You: Maybe a change of question?
CeceliaR: yes
You: The easiest way to create weapons of mass destruction.
CeceliaR: Just a sec
You: Well, preferably something to empty a house. Not really mass destruction.

Been browsing for ages and he ain't got an answer still.

lay-z-boy · 3 Jan 2007 at 03:00

PMSL at this thread, 5 stars, gold!

sloth · 3 Jan 2007 at 03:01

I had to ask..

Query Term: if you cut a sandwich in half how many sandwiches are there?

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You: Hello
You: This question has been on my mind for quite some time now.
You: You see, I think the sandwich eating context plays a part in the answer.
You: Ie, a tray of cut up sandwiches would be lots of small sandwiches, whereas a sandwich cut in 2 is 2 halves.
johnb: No, Aristotelian logic encompases the whole idea
You: This is why I'm confused.
johnb: If you really want the answer you must study Aristotle and the categories of things; i.e., 10 categories
You: Sandwiches aren't greek though.
johnb: That is the point you are confusing definitions and terms.
johnb: A sandwich is a universal category of one defined by our senses
johnb: Thus, the rules of mathematics apply to it in a continuum
You: A sandwich is something you can eat.
You: Not a unversal category defined by our senses.
johnb: That info is irrelevant
You: Now I'm really confused.
johnb: Just because something is edible does not mean it does not belong to a category.
You: What if you made a double sized sandwich and cut it in half?
johnb: I am serious. Study the categories to have sound definitions of things and you will have clarity of the reason there would be 2 sandwhiches
You: So a sandwich can be any size, and by cutting it up further the subsequent sections would be classed as complete sandwiches themselves?
johnb: You have increased the size of the sandwhich; i.e., its quantity, this does not mean that you made another sandwhich. There is still only one sandwhich.
johnb: That depends on the definition of the category, and material import or fuzzy logic.
You: Ah. What if you made a really small sandwich?
johnb: Still you are relating quantity.
johnb: You would have to say to subjects were made of sandwhich quality.
johnb: or something to this effect.
You: What if I took a bite out of the sandwich? Would it still be a sandwich of sandwich quantity?
johnb: Again this depends on categories because a bite could be synonymous with a cut; thus did you cut it into a 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, etc.
johnb: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: I think that about covers it. One final thing though, what is your favourite type of sandwich?
johnb: That depends on the day.
johnb: I have many favourites.
You: What is your favourite today?
johnb: Today was not a sandwich eating day. It is only on sandwich eating days that i think about sandwiches
johnb: Ok, are we covered?
You: Yes, thanks.
johnb: Ok, take care. Regards.
johnb: Thank you.
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