chacha.com

You: whats the wierdest thing youve ever searched for Laura?! Curious!
LauraL: oh wow umm
You: must be loads!
LauraL: i don't think its what ive searched for thats weird but the ppl i searh for lol

:D:D
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MariaP
MariaP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey my names George
You: im looking for something
MariaP: Are you looking for articles?
You: no im looking for the location of weapons of mass destrcution in Iraq. Maybe a link that points tot hem on a map?
MariaP: If you do not have a legitimate search, session ended.
MariaP: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

hmmmmmm not much help their. :mad:
 
SwishSpencor said:
Its already been raided take a look at the artical on trendpediawiki

They are still getting traffic on the site and the ads are still being displayed. The pranking will only get more people on their and seeing the ads. Possibly they make even more money with pranksters? :p
 
how long are you guys waiting, ive waited about 2 mins and had no reply from this question

places to buy a pagani zonda f in the uk
 
darrellm: Welcome to ChaCha!
darrellm: hi
You: Good evening. Where can I find the cheapest Thai brides?
darrellm: thailand
darrellm: just a second and ill search for ya
darrellm: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I just want to know where can I find the cheapest Thai brides and where I can order them.
darrellm: real birds?
You: Yeah, i'd like to buy about 3. Should be fun, yes? :)

Then he transferred me to some guy that closed one me :(
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ****
SaraC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You:Hi
****: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Was looking to find out how long cat hair takes to grow
****: OK one moment
You: Also, could you find out the cost of plasters?
****: Plasters?
You: Yeah, the things to seal cuts on fingers, arms, etc
****: Bandaid?
You: No thanks, I dont want to give money to any bands. Theyre too hairy for my liking.
****: Sorry?
You: Never mind. Was a joke!
****: OK. Searching for you now

Links start to appear

****: Are the links useful?
You: Yes thanks. But my cat is still bleeding :( How long will the bandaids take to arrive by post?
****: Your cat is bleeding?
You: It's not my fault :( She wouldnt stop squirming when I was using the razor on her so she got cut a bit.
****: Sir, you do know thats animal cruelty?
You: It's not my cat and she's stopped making the noises. At least she wont get as hot now. I was just hoping the hair would grow back before the owner returns to cover the scabs.
****: You're not the cats owner?
You: It's my girlfriends cat. She keeps going on about wanting a shaved pussy so I thought I'd shave it for her as a suprise!
****: This is a serious search engine so please treat it that way. Consider yourself banned.
Status: Session ended.


Awwww :( I've starred out the name as I feel mean!
 
number41 said:
Awwww :( I've starred out the name as I feel mean!
You, sir, are amazing :p

I thought this one lifted from the Trendapediawiki page (raid by the anonymous) was of particular merit, although I could spend hours reading through these:

Maryc: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi maryC
You: can you do me a favor
You: fine
You: thanks for nothing
Maryc: Hi there, I will be helping you tonight
You: im reporting you
You: too late
Maryc: Sorry my app froze
You: too little too late
You: well you shouldnt keep fruit in the freezer
You: well are you going to help me?
Maryc: I meant my application
Maryc: Yes, of course.
Maryc: What can I do for you?
You: well, how do i go about reporting a chacha guide?
Maryc: Give me a moment while I search that for you.
Maryc: Searching...
You: mary
Maryc: Yes
You: i need to report a chacha guide
You: how do i go about this?
Maryc: Im doing that search for you bear with me a couple of moments.
You: oh ill bare with you
Maryc: Heres a link where you can do that.
You: no no this is no good, i need direct information on how i can report a chacha guide who was rude with me
Maryc: You can do so there, just include the name and the incident
You: k, Maryc, am i spelling that correctly?
Maryc: Yes
You: is it case sensitive?
Maryc: No
You: ok, well thank you very much, you've been very helpful
Maryc: No problem.
 
KarenC: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Hi Karen :) could you just say hi to all at OcUK forums? and maybe tell us a bit about yourself?!
KarenC: I am not here to tell you about myself, I am here to search

KarenC = robot :D
 
Fraggr said:
lol I ended up talking to one for about 10 mins. They seem more human when you get talking to them.

Im scared now after Blighter posted the link to this thread on his one! They've probably got wanted posters up now!! I'm going to actually go and do some work and just let others harass the poor people for a bit :D

Although I'm sure most of them find it funny anyway as theyre paid by the hour! I'd find it fun to be one of the guides and see what people type!
 
lol this thread is classic, 5 stars for this. ill avoid tormenting the guides though, i think there are enough OcUKers doing that already
 
number41 said:
Although I'm sure most of them find it funny anyway as theyre paid by the hour! I'd find it fun to be one of the guides and see what people type!

This one didn't like prank searches, she genuinely wanted to help people. I ended up giving her a search to do as they don't get paid if they don't do searches.

I've retired from doing these prank searches after that conversation with her. :eek:
 
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