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jon86 said:
hehe... I just had a chat with ChrisB and now he's going to be looking for JonathanS! This will be interesting... :-)

I searched for 'funny ChaCha conversations'.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChrisB
ChrisB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi Chris
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Just to note this is not I :p :p
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KevinS
KevinS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
You: I'm trying to find out what would happen to the moon if the earth suddenly disappeared.
KevinS: IT would shoot out like a straight rocket from its orbital spin.
You: I think it'd start orbiting Jupiter / Uranus.
You: But my friend thinks the gravity from the sun would pull it towards it.
KevinS: It'd shoot out whatever direction it is going in a B line and then maybe get sucked into another planet's orbit system or collide with another one.
You: Oh.
KevinS: If that was true then the moon would keep getting furthur and furthur away from us
KevinS: or we'd get closer n clsoer to the sun if it was that strong
KevinS: The planets between us and the sun would be destroyed if it had that kind of force
You: But I thought the moon was only able to orbit the earth because of the gravity pulling it towards us.
You: so if the earths gravitational influence was removed.
You: but didn't affect the rest of the planets,
You: the moon would still just shoot off?
KevinS: It would sling shot the moon in whatever direction it was going as soon as the earth disappeared
You: Aha! :)
KevinS: Yeah because it's moving at whatever speed not sure
KevinS: and itd just shoot off and probally get effected by the gravity but it wouldnt be instant like itd fly straight to the sun/jupitor
You: And assuming the moon didn't hit anything, would gravity pull it towards the sun or another larger planet eventually.
KevinS: Not sure on that one I would assume it'd go into outter space and eventually get into an orbit or cause one of its own w/ small astroid type rocks? Not 100% sure on that one.
You: OK.
You: Thanks! :)
You: I'm gonna tell my mate I was right anyway! :)
You: lol
KevinS: lol :-)
You: Have a good day.
KevinS: Have a great day.

I'm not sure I believe him though, unless he's an astrologist, because it only took like 5 seconds for him to come up with these replies.

I'm gonna use it all the time now though.

:)
 
i also get guides with no sense of humour :(

Guide said:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PhyllisA
PhyllisA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello to you
PhyllisA: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
PhyllisA: hi
You: are you a people ? chat bott ?
You: sorry my english
PhyllisA: I'm a person
You: ah hello i am search for making this
PhyllisA: making this?
You: explod
You: for a project
You: i go to school
PhyllisA: ok
You: ah you found one thank you!
You: how big do you think it would exploding?
PhyllisA: not much
You: would it fit into suitcase?
You: or small bag?
PhyllisA: I have no idea
PhyllisA: you are so funny
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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I searched for bomb making!
 
jpmonkey69 said:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KevinS
KevinS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
You: I'm trying to find out what would happen to the moon if the earth suddenly disappeared.
KevinS: IT would shoot out like a straight rocket from its orbital spin.
You: I think it'd start orbiting Jupiter / Uranus.
You: But my friend thinks the gravity from the sun would pull it towards it.
KevinS: It'd shoot out whatever direction it is going in a B line and then maybe get sucked into another planet's orbit system or collide with another one.
You: Oh.
KevinS: If that was true then the moon would keep getting furthur and furthur away from us
KevinS: or we'd get closer n clsoer to the sun if it was that strong
KevinS: The planets between us and the sun would be destroyed if it had that kind of force
You: But I thought the moon was only able to orbit the earth because of the gravity pulling it towards us.
You: so if the earths gravitational influence was removed.
You: but didn't affect the rest of the planets,
You: the moon would still just shoot off?
KevinS: It would sling shot the moon in whatever direction it was going as soon as the earth disappeared
You: Aha! :)
KevinS: Yeah because it's moving at whatever speed not sure
KevinS: and itd just shoot off and probally get effected by the gravity but it wouldnt be instant like itd fly straight to the sun/jupitor
You: And assuming the moon didn't hit anything, would gravity pull it towards the sun or another larger planet eventually.
KevinS: Not sure on that one I would assume it'd go into outter space and eventually get into an orbit or cause one of its own w/ small astroid type rocks? Not 100% sure on that one.
You: OK.
You: Thanks! :)
You: I'm gonna tell my mate I was right anyway! :)
You: lol
KevinS: lol :-)
You: Have a good day.
KevinS: Have a great day.

I'm not sure I believe him though, unless he's an astrologist, because it only took like 5 seconds for him to come up with these replies.

I'm gonna use it all the time now though.

:)
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The Moon would probably keep orbiting the sun... the sun's gravity pull is huge and I don't think the moon would sling shot away if Earth was removed - I think it would keep orbiting the sun...
 
ChaCha said:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BetsyP
BetsyP: Welcome to ChaCha!
BetsyP: Hello
You: hello!
BetsyP: How may I help You?
You: i am doing some project work on fake passports and IDs
You: i need some information on them for my essay
You: can you help?
BetsyP: see if they have any info
You: who is they/
You: ?
BetsyP: www.
You: are they watching this /
BetsyP: could be
You: oh
BetsyP: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: i need info on people who sell fake I.D
You: not to buy one
You: just for my essay
BetsyP: we work closley with homeland security
You: can they sell me one?
BetsyP: we have no idea who the people are thats up to you to find
You: homeland secutiry
BetsyP: Thank you for using ChaCha!
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Question to MeganK:

Is it OK for labs to test cosmetics on animals if the cosmetics are actually for animals? i.e if your dog likes to wear lipstick?

She banned me!!!! :confused:
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JeannieR
JeannieR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
You: I need a partner real quick
JeannieR: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I got a big job coming up tomorrow and I need some backup
You: preferrably male
You: in the UK
JeannieR: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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What was wrong with that! Is that against the rules?! :o
 
can a katana cut someone in two?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DeborahK
DeborahK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: lo lo
DeborahK: Hi there!
You: how are you?
DeborahK: I'm great, thanks. And you? One moment while I see what information I can find on your inquiry.
You: not bad here thanks...
You: having a debate with someone as to whether a katana can cut someone in 2 vertically with one chop
You: bit odd really
DeborahK: Sounds like an interesting debate.
You: you better belive it!
DeborahK: Hopefully I'll be able to help you decide who wins!
You: there is a cup of tea at stake
You: do you think it can be done?
DeborahK: I wouldn't think so, but I don't know much about swords.
You: why not? too much bone?
DeborahK: While I continue to search for an answer, check out the wikipedia site I just sent you and see if the information you're looking for is there.
You: k
DeborahK: That's what I would think.
DeborahK: It would probably take a couple of cuts, anyway.
You: have you read that page you found?
You: sounds like it might
You: from shoulder down
You: \o/
You: \o /
DeborahK: I didn't have time to read the whole thing, but I'm glancing over another one now, and I think you might be right!
You: what about the head, would that be possible as well?
DeborahK: I don't see anything that mentions the head, except to cut it off, not cut down through it.
DeborahK: This is actually quite a gross debate to be having. lol
You: maybe an upward strike, balls up .
You: ouchey
You: lol
DeborahK: Oww!
You: you could be settling a very large debate here...
DeborahK: According to that last link I sent you, a person can be cut in half horizontally with a Katana.
DeborahK: Nothing though about cutting vertically.
You: yeah, you can do horiz with a bread knife! but vert is the question...!
DeborahK: There seems to be a lot of debate on the subject.
You: see, not that silly afterall :D
DeborahK: That's being debated in the last link I sent you. Seems to be an ongoing debate.
DeborahK: Is there anything else I can find for you on this subject?
You: I guess no-one has tried it yet
DeborahK: That's probably a good thing
You: lol
You: ok, you were awesome, thanks :)
DeborahK: You're welcome!
DeborahK: Have a great day!
You: have a top day x
DeborahK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

This was the last link:
http://community.discovery.com/eve/ubb.x/a/tpc/f/9701967776/m/465103506/p/3
 
Docaroo said:
The Moon would probably keep orbiting the sun... the sun's gravity pull is huge and I don't think the moon would sling shot away if Earth was removed - I think it would keep orbiting the sun...
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Surely that's wrong - there's not enough gravitational pull on it given that it's so small compared to the earth. I predict that, if it was propelled at right angles away from the sun, it would keep on going until it hit something.

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This one didn't work out:

Status: Connected to guide: SusanB
SusanB: Welcome to ChaCha!
SusanB: goodmorning
You: Hi, this is Meredith Vieira on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
You: We have your friend BonnieK here on the $4000 question.
You: The next text you will see will be from BonnieK
You: Hi, I'm stuck on this question: "Who invented the popular computer game "Tetris"?"
You: Is it:
You: A - Alexey Pazhitnov
You: B - Yuri Alekseyevich Gagarin
You: C - William A. Higinbotham
You: or D - Tōru Iwatani
SusanB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
You: Thanks, I really need some help here.
Status: Session ended.
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Does someone else want to try it? (I have a text file with the question and answers so that you can quickly copy and paste them [so little typing is necessary]).

Angus Higgins
 
Docaroo said:
The Moon would probably keep orbiting the sun... the sun's gravity pull is huge and I don't think the moon would sling shot away if Earth was removed - I think it would keep orbiting the sun...
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But it wouldn't orbit the sun where it used to orbit the earth. (if you see what I mean).

Either the cumulative effect of larger planets would pull it towards a larger one, or it goes towards the sun.
 
Angus-Higgins said:
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Does someone else want to try it? (I have a text file with the question and answers so that you can quickly copy and paste them [so little typing is necessary]).

Angus Higgins
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LMFAO

I'll do it. :D :D :D :D
 
is this a chacha thread or a lunar-tic thread :D

besides if the Earth was removed, no one would care. (it would just continue on its last trajectory till it gets caught up in a stronger gravity field or stop or hit something).

Someone should ask them where they can buy a model roflcopter. I'm going to ask many questions about bush
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KENDRAB
KENDRAB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: We!
KENDRAB: hello
You: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.
You: Uh, sorry Goose.
KENDRAB: what would you like to know about top gun
You: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
You: Oh hang on a sec
You: Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby.
You: Ok
KENDRAB: Do you have a serious request
You: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
You: That's pretty arrogant, considering the company you're in.
You: You know I flew with your old man. VF-51, the Oriskany. You're a lot like he was. Only better... and worse. He was a natural heroic son of a bitch that one.
KENDRAB: What can I search for you today?
You: My options, Sir.
You: Top Gun?
You: What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down!

Posts: 1. Top Gun (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Top Gun (film)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Gun_(film)

You: How long will it
You: How long will it take?* sorry
KENDRAB: we could have been finished if you had cooperated
KENDRAB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
 
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