Had a quick go. They were too polite really, I didn't think far enough ahead lol.
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JacquelineR: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Good afternoon squire
JacquelineR: What exactly is a "monacle"?
You: An old chap in my office pointed me towards this site
JacquelineR: It's a good place to come for a guided search
You: i shall give you some background
JacquelineR: please
You: i was out walking yesterday evening after with my dog
You: i young rapscallion brushed passed my arm and stopped further up the road
JacquelineR: listening
You: he shouted something obscene at me from a distance
You: i was so apalled my monocle literally popped out
You: a momocle is a device used to see
You: an alternative to glasses if you will
You: monocle, i do apologise
JacquelineR: Ok I see, let me see what I can find
You: warmest regards jacqueline
You: you see, it is, in normal circumstances, connected to my lapel my a chain
JacquelineR: certainly, I'll be right back with you.
JacquelineR: I understand
You: however, on the evening in question it was a warm night and i had no use for my jacket
You: i am always impeccably dressed so any monocle would need to be a certain standard
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PatriciaR: Hi
You: do you require me to repeat my previous comments?
You: i have spent a good 10 mins with a collegue of yours
You: a young jackie
PatriciaR: well checl out my link then tell me anyhting I need to know
You: lovely young lady
PatriciaR: yes
You: an interesting link but I already have a yacht and have no requirement for a new one
You: a monocle is a
You: type of corrective lens used to correct the vision in only one eye
PatriciaR: lol
You: lol?
PatriciaR: wrong monocle I guess
PatriciaR: IS that one much better
You: i explained to your collegue that mine had popped it in a moment of disgust at the youth in London
You: popped out, i do apologise
You: yes, my dear, that link seems promising
PatriciaR: great
You: however I have certain air of sophistication and these monocles are, for lack of a better word, cheap
PatriciaR: k I will see if I can find more for you
You: I would visit Oxford St and Saville Row myself but i am stuck in the office
You: I gather you are american my dear?
PatriciaR: yes I am
You: Oh, i currently reside in London so any links closer to home would be grand
PatriciaR: sure
You: these links seem interesting
PatriciaR: great
You: I tip my top hat towards you my dear
PatriciaR: will you be needing anything else?
PatriciaR: thank you
You: that will be all
PatriciaR: Thanks!
You: aye cheers mate
You: Thanks, I'm done.
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Status: Connected to guide: JacquelineR
JacquelineR: Welcome to ChaCha!
JacquelineR: Hello
JacquelineR: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Good afternoon squire
JacquelineR: What exactly is a "monacle"?
You: An old chap in my office pointed me towards this site
JacquelineR: It's a good place to come for a guided search
You: i shall give you some background
JacquelineR: please
You: i was out walking yesterday evening after with my dog
You: i young rapscallion brushed passed my arm and stopped further up the road
JacquelineR: listening
You: he shouted something obscene at me from a distance
You: i was so apalled my monocle literally popped out
You: a momocle is a device used to see
You: an alternative to glasses if you will
You: monocle, i do apologise
JacquelineR: Ok I see, let me see what I can find
You: warmest regards jacqueline
You: you see, it is, in normal circumstances, connected to my lapel my a chain
JacquelineR: certainly, I'll be right back with you.
JacquelineR: I understand
You: however, on the evening in question it was a warm night and i had no use for my jacket
You: i am always impeccably dressed so any monocle would need to be a certain standard
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Status: Connected to guide: PatriciaR
PatriciaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
PatriciaR: Hi
You: do you require me to repeat my previous comments?
You: i have spent a good 10 mins with a collegue of yours
You: a young jackie
PatriciaR: well checl out my link then tell me anyhting I need to know
You: lovely young lady
PatriciaR: yes
You: an interesting link but I already have a yacht and have no requirement for a new one
You: a monocle is a
You: type of corrective lens used to correct the vision in only one eye
PatriciaR: lol
You: lol?
PatriciaR: wrong monocle I guess
PatriciaR: IS that one much better
You: i explained to your collegue that mine had popped it in a moment of disgust at the youth in London
You: popped out, i do apologise
You: yes, my dear, that link seems promising
PatriciaR: great
You: however I have certain air of sophistication and these monocles are, for lack of a better word, cheap
PatriciaR: k I will see if I can find more for you
You: I would visit Oxford St and Saville Row myself but i am stuck in the office
You: I gather you are american my dear?
PatriciaR: yes I am
You: Oh, i currently reside in London so any links closer to home would be grand
PatriciaR: sure
You: these links seem interesting
PatriciaR: great
You: I tip my top hat towards you my dear
PatriciaR: will you be needing anything else?
PatriciaR: thank you
You: that will be all
PatriciaR: Thanks!
You: aye cheers mate
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.