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Had a quick go. They were too polite really, I didn't think far enough ahead lol.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JacquelineR
JacquelineR: Welcome to ChaCha!
JacquelineR: Hello
JacquelineR: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Good afternoon squire
JacquelineR: What exactly is a "monacle"?
You: An old chap in my office pointed me towards this site
JacquelineR: It's a good place to come for a guided search
You: i shall give you some background
JacquelineR: please
You: i was out walking yesterday evening after with my dog
You: i young rapscallion brushed passed my arm and stopped further up the road
JacquelineR: listening
You: he shouted something obscene at me from a distance
You: i was so apalled my monocle literally popped out
You: a momocle is a device used to see
You: an alternative to glasses if you will
You: monocle, i do apologise
JacquelineR: Ok I see, let me see what I can find
You: warmest regards jacqueline
You: you see, it is, in normal circumstances, connected to my lapel my a chain
JacquelineR: certainly, I'll be right back with you.
JacquelineR: I understand
You: however, on the evening in question it was a warm night and i had no use for my jacket
You: i am always impeccably dressed so any monocle would need to be a certain standard
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: PatriciaR
PatriciaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
PatriciaR: Hi
You: do you require me to repeat my previous comments?
You: i have spent a good 10 mins with a collegue of yours
You: a young jackie
PatriciaR: well checl out my link then tell me anyhting I need to know
You: lovely young lady
PatriciaR: yes
You: an interesting link but I already have a yacht and have no requirement for a new one
You: a monocle is a
You: type of corrective lens used to correct the vision in only one eye
PatriciaR: lol
You: lol?
PatriciaR: wrong monocle I guess
PatriciaR: IS that one much better
You: i explained to your collegue that mine had popped it in a moment of disgust at the youth in London
You: popped out, i do apologise
You: yes, my dear, that link seems promising
PatriciaR: great
You: however I have certain air of sophistication and these monocles are, for lack of a better word, cheap
PatriciaR: k I will see if I can find more for you
You: I would visit Oxford St and Saville Row myself but i am stuck in the office
You: I gather you are american my dear?
PatriciaR: yes I am
You: Oh, i currently reside in London so any links closer to home would be grand
PatriciaR: sure
You: these links seem interesting
PatriciaR: great
You: I tip my top hat towards you my dear
PatriciaR: will you be needing anything else?
PatriciaR: thank you
You: that will be all
PatriciaR: Thanks!
You: aye cheers mate
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
 
how to mount a horse?

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Status: Connected to guide: CarolynA
CarolynA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: yo yo mofo
CarolynA: Steps on how to?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: Vs
Vs: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: annk
annk: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: yo yo
annk: hello
annk: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
annk: the first link is from ehow.com and tells yuo step by step on how to mount a horse
annk: the second link is another webpage for mounting ahorse
annk: and the third one is also on mounting a horse
annk: Are these results sufficient?
You: no
You: i want to know how females mount horses
You: as i am female
You: :/
annk: ok let me see waht I can find
You: where did the last links go, i was going to lok at them :O what do they pay you for
annk: well you made it sound like those were not what you were looking for so I deleated them
annk: I cna put them back if you want
You: no, its ok i was joking
You: are you joking?
annk: no I am trying to be serious and provide yuo with the information you requested
annk: there are the first 3 I sent you
You: well i never asked anything about horses! are you sure you are taking this job seriously
annk: As I am finding there is no difference from male or females mounting horses
annk: well the search came across how to mount a horse
You: hang on let me define my search more
annk: please do
You: what does a woman use to mount
You: please give me all results
annk: sure
You: i dont have all day, i could have done this with google by now
annk: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: hmmm, wheres the evidence in that comment?
annk: well I am trying to find the best answer to yuor question
annk: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


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FrostedNipple said:
too right, to be honest shes not going to get the sack, and if she did she can just go and get a real job

You sir, are a first class idiot. The person is trying to earn a crust by helping people and you're just messing about. What is exactly a real job by the way? :rolleyes:
 
crystaline said:
I've thought something similiar to most posts I've seen from him...

at least if you're going to have a laugh and mess about, don't let anyone else suffer for your stupidity :rolleyes:
its blatantly senile dementia kicking in at last. he is 100 years old.
 
crystaline said:
Does that mean he's 13 and embarassed to admit it? Or is he just bored of hitting on his nurses?

How can you ever get bored of hitting on nurses!??!!! You get a life time free supply of condoms from them!
 
Hmm look like someone wasn't impressed in the end.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: jennifers
jennifers: Welcome to ChaCha!
jennifers: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: Yo yo whuts poppin
jennifers: what can I help you with today?
jennifers: Rolex as in the watch?
You: i got the diamands and dolla billz lookin fo a bran new rolex
You: jeah
You: a good 1 you feelin me?
jennifers: ok one minute please
You: cool cool
jennifers: Are these results sufficient?
You: ye ye good lookin, you kno a good place for motors?
You: ye ye, im feelin dope motors like rolls royce u get me home girl?
You: Cuz im nuts and i dont mean cashews, u wanna roll wit me home girl? im rollin 20's harlem cripz.
jennifers: what kind of motors?
You: i got my new lambo 2 weeks ago n its bangin i got my puff daddy on u kno
You: pref a ferrari f40
You: or f50
jennifers: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
 
The best thing to do is to search the guide you have in "ChaCha Underground" and then you have information about them. Sometimes a MySpace page or website; and often their interests.

Angus Higgins
 
crystaline said:
Does that mean he's 13 and embarassed to admit it? Or is he just bored of hitting on his nurses?
tbh if you ever get bored of hitting on nurses they must be the wrong type of nurses!
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichaelL
MichaelL: Welcome to ChaCha!
MichaelL: hey
MichaelL: ill only answer this questions if you answer my mine
MichaelL: what is your name?
You: Arthur
MichaelL: what is your quest?
You: To find how fast a european swallow can fly
MichaelL: What is your favorite color?
You: Blue
MichaelL: ok
MichaelL: ill search for it
MichaelL: you seem worthy enough
You: ok
You: thanks!

He found me this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_swallow

:D
 
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