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what came first, the chicken or the egg?

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Status: Connected to guide: Susan M
Susan M: Welcome to ChaCha!
Susan M: I will be happy to assist you with that! One moment while I begin the search
You: ok
Susan M: Are these results sufficient?
You: ummm, i suppose, just testing :)
Susan M: Ok--I hope I passed!
Susan M: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: it's strange
You: yes, can you deep - fry an egg?
Susan M: That would be in a different category--so you'd need a different search--we can only search one category per session, or it messes up the database. Wouldn't want deep fried eggs mixed up in the chicken vs egg debate.
You: oh, ok, thanks for your time and expertise, seems a more personal service tan google
You: *than
Susan M: No problem...
Susan M: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Status: Connected to guide: KayN
KayN: Welcome to ChaCha!
KayN: Hello there!
KayN: Are you looking for specific information about ChaCha?
You: hi
You: how long has cgha cha been around?
KayN: The first link explains how it works.
KayN: 1 year.
KayN: It was started in December 2005.
You: how long will it stay in beta for?
KayN: I'm not sure about that. It is not confirmed officially.
KayN: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: how many people do you have working for the company at the moment?
KayN: Nearly 20,000.
You: Is it expected to expand very far? is there people from all around the world?
KayN: Guides.
KayN: No. Only US residents.
You: what do you mean by guides?
KayN: 20,000 guides.
You: oh k
You: Cool
KayN: :)
You: how do you manage to search things so quick?
You: do you ahve a search engine to search things into?
KayN: Yes.
KayN: By practice too.
KayN: Can I help you with anything else?
You: no thanks not today:)
KayN: :)
KayN: Have a great day!
You: you to
KayN: Hope you had a great ChaCha experience!
KayN: Thanks!
KayN: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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So they do have there own search engine :cool:
 
Zip said:
So they do have there own search engine :cool:
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Yeah, one told me (or I read) that they just use one which is some sort of micture (maybe chacha.com search engine). What would be funny would be if a guide jusk asked questions to another guide and relayed the information back to you. :p

Angus Higgins
 
Lol, does this not work with firefox or summing?

ChaCha virgin and i get a friggin "girl" who is useless, she ended up trying to transfer me to someone else
 
JesseS said:
Status: Connected to guide: JesseS
JesseS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Why hello sexy!
JesseS: Oh, sorry. Can't help you find porn.
You: LOL
JesseS: Unless you're looking for some general information on how the business got started?
JesseS: I'm sorry, you'll have to make a new search. Otherwise any result I bring up would be categorized under porn.
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:D :D
 
not sure if this has been done..
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JamieD
You: Hello there
JamieD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: I'm looking for a book....
JamieD: How may I help you?
You: "Fly Fishing" by J.R.Hartley.
You: It is rather old.
JamieD: Ok, one moment and Ill see if I can find that for you :)
You: oh that's wonderful. thanks!
JamieD: there are some copies available on [auction site]...
You: Oh that's wonderful. could you hold on to it for me?
You: thanks, that's great!
JamieD: youre welcome
JamieD: the second link is a place that also sells the book
You: Much appreciated young man!
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Wow, he roxx0red my b0xxor...
 
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Seach: Pictures of Eva Anginlina (Who is a pornstar)


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandieS
SandieS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey.
SandieS: Hello
SandieS: Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: Thank you.
SandieS: Are these results sufficient?
You: Fantastic
SandieS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: LOZOR
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She actually sent me naked pictures. ROFL. :D
 
Solari said:
not sure if this has been done..


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Wow, he roxx0red my b0xxor...
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haha that is brilliant!!! :D

This thread is second only to the Unshoppable Photoshop thread :D
 
What if someone pretended to be their manager and they were doing a test to see how good the guide is! (Maybe even fail them lol). :D
 
The guides suck!

"Send this message to 400 people in the next 10 seconds!
If not you will recieve cancer, aids and SEHS.
Everyone you know will die within the next 7 minutes.
You will be the cause of all these deaths.
If you recieve this message again, goto line 2, word 3."

Replied "Great thanks." and never spoke again.
 
This guy reminds me of, me. :D

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PharesP
PharesP: Welcome to ChaCha!
PharesP: hi
You: hi...
You: asl?
PharesP: lol
PharesP: ok
PharesP: 22/M/fl
You: gah
You: i always get the man
PharesP: lol
You: any hotties work there?
You: *girls i mean :/
PharesP: I don't know
You: oh
You: lets crack on s hall we
PharesP: huh?
You: i thought i had to aske a qu estion
PharesP: yes
You: or u give me an answer
PharesP: whats the question?
You: offspring collecting best rock album at the mtv europe awards 1999 in dublin
You: a video of that
You: KevinK was rude before
You: i gave him a bad rat ing!!
You: LOL
PharesP: lol how?
You: he ignored me
You: bad service
You: !!!
PharesP: did he search for anything?
You: yea but he said "the system broke"
You: i mean wtf???
You: i high tech system called chacha, broken!
You: whatever next!
PharesP: lol
PharesP: hes lazy
You: plus he called me a penii
You: is he?
You: well actually now he didnt
PharesP: LMAO
You: i made that bit up
PharesP: I can't find that video
You: ok
You: is that it ?
You: i know i could use google, what do u us e?
PharesP: if you want it to be
You: not really
PharesP: huh?
You: to search
PharesP: everything
You: lol
You: i hope they pay u goo d
PharesP: $5 dollers an hour
PharesP: 10 for masters
You: LMFAO
You: what are u, the monkey?
PharesP: huh?
You: the techie
PharesP: what?
You: kevink was on $10 an hour
You: ** on 10
You: i mean ** on 5
You: LOl
PharesP: yup
You: nice
You: doing much tonight?
PharesP: meh made abuot six bucks
You: big it up son, big it up
You: if i give u a good raring do u get a gold sta r?
PharesP: no
You: oh
You: bet u wish you did ;)
PharesP: I wish I did to
You: thats *** i said
You: roflcopter
PharesP: lolerskates
You: lmaoplane
PharesP: LAWLCANO
You: ** such a sla cker
PharesP: yup
You: LOL
PharesP: paid to do nothing
You: u havnt even said good day how may i h elp you
You: HAHAHAHAHA
You: your a legend
PharesP: lol
PharesP: anyway I gotta go
You: of course
PharesP: lol
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: ElizaG
ElizaG: Welcome to ChaCha!
ElizaG: Hello
You: hey babes, i'm looking for people to online date with
You: ASL?
ElizaG: 25/f/Indiana
You: cool i'm 19/m/uk. your so feamle and hot :D u can be my date!
You: then it's settled
You: I can show you sexytime on webcam
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KristinaM
KristinaM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there
KristinaM: hello
KristinaM: How are you?
You: i'm good and u?
KristinaM: You are looking for ways to destroy santa?
KristinaM: I am good and you?
You: yep, what way would be best?
KristinaM: I think I typed what you did..
KristinaM: ha ha
You: haha
KristinaM: Ok let me check that one out, not sure you can do that, he wont bring your presents
You: i was thinking of a giant catapult
You: i know, it's just not the same since I was a kid
KristinaM: no ji joes?
KristinaM: gi
You: the catapult could hurtle him into space
KristinaM: ahhh
You: not anymore :(
KristinaM: yeah no barbies here either
You: :(
You: does santa have any known weaknesses?
KristinaM: Well maybe cookies with arsenic?
You: good thinking, but the reindeers might eat that accidentally, I have no problems with them, it's Santa I'm after ;)
KristinaM: Yeah but they really like him
KristinaM: they may turn on you
You: would rudolph be the ring leader you think?
KristinaM: naw donner
KristinaM: wow I found something
You: ahh maybe he needs to take some arsenic
You: just to be on the safe side of course, I wouldn't want an antler in the face
KristinaM: I think his g/f is blitzen she may get mad
You: she'll have to go too
You: :( it's sad, I never planned to take any of them out
KristinaM: you really dislike him huh?
KristinaM: well a lot isnt planned must have got coal one year huh?
You: yeah, he stopped bringing me cool presents when I turned 9
You: yeah, that damn coal :(
KristinaM: hmmm. I am sorry. mine stopped at 18 want me to see if maybe there are supposrt groups?
You: what about mrs claus, will she pose much of a problem?
KristinaM: That is all I can find on him
KristinaM: naw she is probably having an affair or something
You: with one of the elfs...
You: those presky guys!
You: pesky
KristinaM: now that would be strange
You: when do you think i should plan my attack?
KristinaM: well can you wait til next year?
You: probably, but does santa hibernate during the year at all
KristinaM: I want to see if he drops off that cruise tickets I am asking for
You: i could sneak up on him
KristinaM: he gets skinny watch the movie
KristinaM: there is another site
KristinaM: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: yeah i'll take your cruise tickets, wouldn't it be nice to get them early for a change
KristinaM: naw I wanna go in the winter
KristinaM: Hey Have a great day! and thanks for being funny.
You: ok, I'll leave them but the cool toys will go with me
KristinaM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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did Sam have hobbit sex with frodo when frodo was sleeping?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DawnD
DawnD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi dawn!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...

Then I got this:

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ROFL I felt it was a serious question.
 
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