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Quistion Is 5" a small size for a grown mans penis?



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You: howdy
RoyM: Hi there, I'll be your guide to help you with your search.
You: is my Quistion true or false?
RoyM: size 5 no idea what that is but hold on
You: 5 Inches
You: is that small or big?
You: or maybes its regular i dunno
You: Owners manual?!?!?! i know how to use a penis...its not difficult
RoyM: according to the links I gave you it is normal
RoyM: Average
RoyM: Maybe you should read the link
You: people make fun of it....
RoyM: hmm
You: is yours 5" or bigger?...just out of interest to compare
RoyM: Making fun of what
You: the size of my genitalia
You: you understand right?
RoyM: O I do
You: thats good i thought you were ignoring me as i have a small penis
You: other people do :(
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LOL good thing to keep me occupied when im bored..Long Live CHACHA!!!
 
stolen idea, but had to post this convo...

BrianC: Hello
You: I was wondering if you could tell me where I could find information as to how long the wire on the Official Microsoft Xbox 360 wireless Controller is?
BrianC: sure, I will give it a shot
You: k thanks brian!
BrianC: Just give me one moment please!
You: cheers boss
BrianC: oh wait nvm
BrianC: I found it
You: oh, how long is it?
BrianC: 9 feet
You: ah great, so the length of wire on the Official Microsoft Xbox 360 wireless controller is 9 feet
BrianC: there you go!
BrianC: Yes!!
BrianC: : )
You: ok wonderful, you definitely sure about that?!?
BrianC: I'm glad I found it for you! : )
BrianC: yes!
You: sorry to keep asking but it's quite important
BrianC: I have a 360 and it's a long wire!
You: so just one more time, the length of wire on the Official Microsoft Xbox 360 "wireless" controller is 9 feet?
BrianC: 9 feet definately seems exact
You: that's what I thought
BrianC: Yes.
BrianC: cool!
You: and the fact that I'm asking about the "wireless" controller has no impact?
BrianC: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: yes how long is a non existant wire?
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lol was going to ask something else, but once I saw who it was I couldn't resist.

You: have you any ideahow long the wire on the Xbox 360 wireless Controller is?
BrianC: Don't you have anything better to do?
You: no, why?
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think I've been banned again now.......
 
how much do i have to pay to have sex with a chacha female guide?

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AllanC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: howdy
AllanC: Hello, how are you?
You: in GBP please
You: per hour
You: *yawn*
AllanC: My sister will do it for 3.36 GBP/
You: sweet
You: how old is she?
You: is she sexy
AllanC: 17
AllanC: Shes my sister I dont know if she is sexy.
You: this is sounding good
You: how can i sign up?
You: does she have nice big norks?
AllanC: Just send me an email at [email protected]
AllanC: 34C
You: lol :D
You: cheers
You: just what i was looking for...
You: Thanks, I'm done.
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Scarfacé said:
how much do i have to pay to have sex with a chacha female guide?

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AllanC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: howdy
AllanC: Hello, how are you?
You: in GBP please
You: per hour
You: *yawn*
AllanC: My sister will do it for 3.36 GBP/
You: sweet
You: how old is she?
You: is she sexy
AllanC: 17
AllanC: Shes my sister I dont know if she is sexy.
You: this is sounding good
You: how can i sign up?
You: does she have nice big norks?
AllanC: Just send me an email at [email protected]
AllanC: 34C
You: lol :D
You: cheers
You: just what i was looking for...
You: Thanks, I'm done.
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You should follow that up, and post the resultant pic! :D :D :D
 
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rosalieh: hello
You: hi there
rosalieh: how may i help you?
You: im wondering "Is now a good time to go to bed"
rosalieh: well...let me search
You: ok thanks
rosalieh: there you go...
You: thast not much help really
rosalieh: last one best
You: but im not a student and its the weekend
rosalieh: well, then you should know better
rosalieh: than to prank us
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owned even though it wasnt a prank
 
This one cut me off :mad:

Why do British cops wear egg-shaped hats? said:
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You: as per search query
Eric(68086): you would like me to find out why british police officers wear those hats?
You: yes
Eric(68086): Ok give me a few moments
Eric(68086): I'm have trouble with my computer i'm going to transfer you.
You: lol
Eric(68086): I'm really sorry
You: When will you transfer me?
You: Are you there?
You: Computer trouble me hole!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
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I was speaking to a friend about this image and wondering if a walrus can actually hold buckets, I thought it couldn't and ChaCha confirmed this!
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Janice(17207): hi there
You: do you know if a walrus can hold a bucket?
Janice(17207): I don't
Janice(17207): but I can check it out for you
You: Do you know where I can find such information?
You: ok thanks
You: Could you also describe to me the typical features of a bucket holding walrus? Thanks
Janice(17207): I'm sorry but your asking impossible tasks
You: why?
Janice(17207): I can not find it cuz its not there
You: can I just ask for your opinion then? thanks
Janice(17207): no a walrus can not hold a bucket
You: oh:(
You: how about the typical features?
Janice(17207): hold on please
You: ok
Janice(17207): there ya go, well have a good day
Janice(17207): hope I helped
You: thanks :)
You: you did
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hmmm
 
Was bored :(

greg(47146): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello gregorie
greg(47146): Hi, how are you today??
You: i am fab, and yourself?
greg(47146): doing good
greg(47146): What can I find to you today??
You: can you find me something on ebay
greg(47146): buying, selling or just general info
You: someone selling something
greg(47146): sure, give me a minute
You: okay
You: i'm looking for human body pieces, idealy Nigerian, so I can send them to my brothers in Nigeria as presents for England
greg(47146): sorry about the delay..okay..one more minute
You: that's okay
greg(47146): While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
You: yeah, can't seem to find any body pieces
You: if I find some could you buy them for me and send them to Nigeria and then I will reward you 50% of my million dollars waiting in the bank to be transfered
greg(47146): ok, the next would be a searcy on body pieces..exactly what do you mean
greg(47146): well, that sounds great
You: like, real body parts cut of for sale
You: and amputation fetishes
greg(47146): great, just let me cough up a lung for you!!
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You: how long would it take to cycle to the moon?
Mindy(50084): Let me see what I can find for you on your search topic
Mindy(50084): Take a look at these links and let me know if they are what you are looking for today.
You: hmm, that's doesn't tell me how long it would take to cycle on a bicycle to the moon
Mindy(50084): This has the distance, it would depend on your speed.
Mindy(50084): You will need to do the calculations with this information.
You: what's the average speed of a bicycle?
Mindy(50084): Would you like me to send an on-line calculator?
You: i'm not great with numbers :-(
Mindy(50084): Thanks for stopping by and have a Great Day!!
You: can't you do the math for me?
You: :-(
Mindy(50084): Okay
You: i'm dyslesik
Mindy(50084): It is 250,000 miles to the moon
You: and i'm cycling at 6 miles an hour
Mindy(50084): You are doing 6 mph
You: yes, destination MOON
Mindy(50084): So divide the 250,000 by 6
Mindy(50084): That will be the # of hours
You: and what's the answer?
Mindy(50084): Sorry, don't have a calculator
You: Windows Calculator
You: surely you have that
Mindy(50084): You should have that too
Mindy(50084): 250000 /6
You: i'm in an internet café
You: there's no calculator
Mindy(50084): Thanks for stopping by and have a Great Day!!
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Useless! what a waste of money. :mad: :mad:
 
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