Chat up lines. Get in there my son!

CaptainComedy · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:04

got any good chat up lines? I got a stonker I cant wait to use

hoping for a slap as Im gonna get a mate to record.

"Did you fart? 'cos you blew me away!"

add yours below

Gilly · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:05

That's rubbish. It doesn't even work in a funny way.

Ciphon · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:06

lol... Classy

I want you to have my children... they're in the car outside.

Dr.EM · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:06

Before someone else posts it, the classic:

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"

sven256 · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:07

you've got a mouth like a parrot's cage.

It looks like its had a cockatoo in it.

misterPK · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:08

Dr.EM said:
Before someone else posts it, the classic:

"does this smell like chlorophorm to you?"

or its best friend:

"do you know what rohypnol tastes like?"

PK!

James07 · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:09

Gilly said:
That's rubbish. It doesn't even work in a funny way.

Oh it does!!!!

Her reaction would be ace

Youtube ftwwww!! You best just show us that

Ohnoezfail · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:11

Abraham · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:11

sven256 said:
you've got a mouth like a parrot's cage.

It looks like its had a cockatoo in it.

i love this

Dracata · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:11

How about just using a little bit of the ol' charm and talking to her normally?

[ASSE]Hinchy · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:11

Have you felt this?

*Grab and touch your own forearm*

Thats boyfriend material....

CaptainComedy · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:12

Ohnoezfail said:

Did you create an account just for such an occasion?

mike5678 · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:12

Can I buy you a drink or would you just prefer the money?

James07 · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:12

[ASSE]Hinchy;13227118 said:
Have you felt this?

*Grab and touch your own forearm*

Thats boyfriend material....

Ill use that tonight, see how far that gets me

~>Dg<~ · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:12

there is a classic thread somewhere with loads of funny ones in.

Ohnoezfail · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:13

codec said:
Did you create an account just for such an occasion?

I'm supposed to create an account?

CaptainComedy · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:13

Dracata said:
How about just using a little bit of the ol' charm and talking to her normally?

I think you are missing the point of a chat up line - I think its safe to say they cant be used to pick up a girl, more as a "take the mickey". Its just fun. "Like pull a bull" (pull the ugliest girl in a nightclub as voted by your mates)

Benimaru · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:14

HAHA lol at the star trek face palm

gareth.e · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:15

[ASSE]Hinchy;13227118 said:
Have you felt this?

*Grab and touch your own forearm*

Thats boyfriend material....

That's actually pretty good

Mull3t · 6 Jan 2009 at 16:15

sven256 said:
you've got a mouth like a parrot's cage.

It looks like its had a cockatoo in it.

LOL