"Chav" encounter
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I'm 6'3" and I'm not small.. yet I know my g/f would be able to restrain almost anybody who wanted to start a fight. She's had years of control and restraint training against violent clients, I've had years of quake3 training.
The OP has no reason to feel ashamed, and we weren't there to see how anything could have been done better.
People need to stop bashing the OP or recommending violence.
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You should have pulled up more units from the rear for support to suppress them while you managed to target the area with nukes then pulled out your units with dropships and and let them have it from orbit.......................................
It was a situation you would have to be in to have made the call, no one was badly hurt and they got out without being robbed.......................
It was a situation you would have to be in to have made the call, no one was badly hurt and they got out without being robbed.......................
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"I'm out of credit too"
"Dude, I have no credit either. In fact, can I send a text? Please? Go on, I really need to."
Got to say handled it quite well however given the situation i would definately not have reacted so calmly.
I was shopping a few weeks ago picking up my Lovely Aldi Oats (mmm) as i was walking to the till i heard a shop woman call
"Can i check your bag"
*thinking i don't have a bag carry on
"Can i check your bag please"
I turn around to see this chav walking so i stand in front of him and watch as he starts to ponder what to do, he starts walking off and the female store attendant has 3 fingers on his bag (draw string effort) me being me i stomp over and literally rip his bag off resulting in him nearly flying before bumping into my forearm which is now across his chest while i pass the bag to the woman.
He starts staring at me to get a long one back. Anyways turns out he'd nicked a cake, so give him his bag back after she tells him never to come in again, thanks me and then said to me that he was with 2 other lads at the front till, who i promptly approach and tell them to unzip their coats one does the other doesn't so i said "undo your coat or i will for you" so he undid his coat and then they started protesting they aren't "nickin" they are buying what they have.
Got a nice thankyou and one of my oats put through for 10p
Bottom line is if you ever have any conflict management training being loud or very forward is normally something which shocks people into not reacting. I.e. if you had of shouted "No" or "Stop" with your arms out when the guy kicked your mate i guarantee he would have been taken aback.
I was shopping a few weeks ago picking up my Lovely Aldi Oats (mmm) as i was walking to the till i heard a shop woman call
"Can i check your bag"
*thinking i don't have a bag carry on
"Can i check your bag please"
I turn around to see this chav walking so i stand in front of him and watch as he starts to ponder what to do, he starts walking off and the female store attendant has 3 fingers on his bag (draw string effort) me being me i stomp over and literally rip his bag off resulting in him nearly flying before bumping into my forearm which is now across his chest while i pass the bag to the woman.
He starts staring at me to get a long one back. Anyways turns out he'd nicked a cake, so give him his bag back after she tells him never to come in again, thanks me and then said to me that he was with 2 other lads at the front till, who i promptly approach and tell them to unzip their coats one does the other doesn't so i said "undo your coat or i will for you" so he undid his coat and then they started protesting they aren't "nickin" they are buying what they have.
Got a nice thankyou and one of my oats put through for 10p
Bottom line is if you ever have any conflict management training being loud or very forward is normally something which shocks people into not reacting. I.e. if you had of shouted "No" or "Stop" with your arms out when the guy kicked your mate i guarantee he would have been taken aback.
I'm sure it probably helps that you're a unit.
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Got to say handled it quite well however given the situation i would definately not have reacted so calmly.
I was shopping a few weeks ago picking up my Lovely Aldi Oats (mmm) as i was walking to the till i heard a shop woman call
"Can i check your bag"
*thinking i don't have a bag carry on
"Can i check your bag please"
I turn around to see this chav walking so i stand in front of him and watch as he starts to ponder what to do, he starts walking off and the female store attendant has 3 fingers on his bag (draw string effort) me being me i stomp over and literally rip his bag off resulting in him nearly flying before bumping into my forearm which is now across his chest while i pass the bag to the woman.
He starts staring at me to get a long one back. Anyways turns out he'd nicked a cake, so give him his bag back after she tells him never to come in again, thanks me and then said to me that he was with 2 other lads at the front till, who i promptly approach and tell them to unzip their coats one does the other doesn't so i said "undo your coat or i will for you" so he undid his coat and then they started protesting they aren't "nickin" they are buying what they have.
Got a nice thankyou and one of my oats put through for 10p
Bottom line is if you ever have any conflict management training being loud or very forward is normally something which shocks people into not reacting. I.e. if you had of shouted "No" or "Stop" with your arms out when the guy kicked your mate i guarantee he would have been taken aback.
What kinda lil chav nicks a cake?
Probably but if he'd have been 8ft 300kg imo right is right and if you think you have half a chance its going to go one way or the other.
What kinda lil chav nicks a cake?
a scratty one he was about 19/20 odd best part was the cake was something like £3.00 and nicking from Aldi doesn't say much lol (as i suppose neither does buying from there but saves us £40 a week in shopping)
Awful isn't it? When you are in the heat of the moment and outnumbered. Any encounter like this which you walk away from is a winner. Should bring back the stocks for these scumbags.
My mate was attacked by 4 of these worthless people on the way home from the pub via the local kebab house. They wanted cash but of course he'd spent all but £5 of it on booze... They weren't expecting 6 of us to come walking along. Justice served on the spot
My mate was attacked by 4 of these worthless people on the way home from the pub via the local kebab house. They wanted cash but of course he'd spent all but £5 of it on booze... They weren't expecting 6 of us to come walking along. Justice served on the spot
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too right. should have k.o'd him..
I dont really agree, i was just pointing out that you're a beast; a fact which probably throws some weight behind any potentially physical situation.
So naive.
I was giving them the benefit of the doubt cos I am nice like that.
They do buy them mostly, just don't use their own money.
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What kinda lil chav nicks a cake?
Ive seen similar..............., was grabbing some bits and bats a long while back on my way out of town, went into a shop and as I was walking round two dead-beat's were just in front of me eating their way through, sweets, biscuits, crisps ect and dropping the half gone packs back on the shelf. I said to them WTF you doing?, they just ignored me and legged it for the door. I pull manager over and tell her, she asks me where the half done packs are in the shop. I say are you not going to get the police to grab them, and they have cctv in shop so she can show them tapes. She says no they dont switch on the cctv and theres no point in calling police
. I told her to get a grip and im not paying for things she just lets any dirtbag walk off with and gave her the basket full of stuff I had picked up while in there and walked out. Later told my mate about it who is a security bod in the mall near the shop, he just shook his head, that shop is under security for the mall as the entire site is run by the same developer, all the manager had to do was press a button and security would be there followed by the police. Thing is I know the guards, some of them I have been drinking with for years. They are a really nice set of lads but on the flip side they are some of the most intimidating idividuals you could meet if you were intending theft, ex army, para's ect ect. And this manager just lets the scum walk in and out taking what they want.
I had something similar happened to me and my wife last night. It was late night, we picked up our baby girl from my parents and and was heading home.
We saw 3 teenagers in the middle of the road, as we got closer one of them run throught us and waved at us to stop. My nature instinct was I am not stopping for 3 stupid teenagers and I am not going compromise my 21 months old daughter safety. The other main reason I didn't stop to help them because the police station was 30 yards. I just don't trust the kids around where I live, unless I know them personally.
We saw 3 teenagers in the middle of the road, as we got closer one of them run throught us and waved at us to stop. My nature instinct was I am not stopping for 3 stupid teenagers and I am not going compromise my 21 months old daughter safety. The other main reason I didn't stop to help them because the police station was 30 yards. I just don't trust the kids around where I live, unless I know them personally.
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Similar happens around here.
One night heading back from Craigavon, we were driving past a relatively well built up area and there were 3 dudes on the footpath at the side of the road waving and pointing at the other side of the road where there were about 7 lads apparently kicking another lad who was lying on the ground.
Now, we were driving slow enough that I got a good look at them and they were making no contact with the guy on the ground. What they were doing was hoping that a car stopped and the driver get out and they'd probably either mug them or nick the car.