Chavs.

bledd. said:
jot down their reg plate, then call the cops and say they tried to offer you drugs, and waved a pistol at you.


chances are they'll have drugs on them, and the pistol thing will make it get dealt with super quickly :p
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I like this suggestion :p

Honestly, chavs are the scum of the earth. If I ever get in a life or death situation against a chav, him or me, even in one of my states of hopeless depression, let's face it, it's him/her...
 
Chill out and ignore them mate?
Why so uptight, if someone wants to start a fight with me then they can start one, but if they shout something an run off, embarassing for them, they don't have the nadgers to stick around.
 
Whackeygrunt said:
Scum. The lot of them. I could MAYBE understand if they started on your for a reason, say to mug you but no.... They start on you just to get into a fight.

Was walking back to my house a few months ago and a small group of them started to follow me and shout abuse. They followed me all the way back to my house. As I went in one of them said something like "oh we know where you live now yadda yadda".

I just ignored it (with difficulty I was really riled up!) until I heard them throwing stones or something against the front doot. Que me losing it, running upstairs and grabbing my metal baseball bat (was my dads from a trip, not into the sport myself) then running back downstairs and out the front door. I smacked the first of them round the head and then continued to whack him repeatedly in a fit of rage. His "mates" just stood there. God it felt so good. Non working, scrounging hate mongerer who makes evey other decent persons life a misery. Now nothing more than a bloody pulp at the end of my bat. I told the other two to take their mate and *yam* off. If I ever saw them around my area again they would get more than what I just did to their friend.

Never seen or heard from them again. Sometimes you just have to beat some sense into these lowlifes. I'm all for a government policy that involves rounding up and exterminating these undesirables. We let too many (certain) groups of people exsist. Our petty legal system and weak morals maintain their exsisteance and uphold their lifestyles. Shame really.
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Why does this sound a little bit unbelievable :p
 
At least most foreigners who come to this country bother to learn English. I don't know about you, but I can understand the local Chinese population better than the chavs. :p
 
go back to your house, grab your chrome and load up the steel and then cruise the streets looking for chavs and turn them into swiss cheese
 
Never really get bothered by chavs.

Had one brawl with a load of them outside a friends house. One of my buddy's smacked their "leader" in the face with a bottle of fanta and he started crying.

I've been asked to go into the shops to buy fags / booze for them too, I usually ask if they want a bag of crips, and walk off while they go red and shout abuse.
 
Cambofrog said:
Stop being a soft lad and smack them in the mouth. :D
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Well they were in a car on a road with national speed limit, hardly gonna catch them on a bike to smash their face in. Although the bike would be a good weapon.

How the hell do they get driving licenses too? Oh right it must be that most driving instructors are chavs or at least chav sympathisers.
 
Whackeygrunt said:
Scum. The lot of them. I could MAYBE understand if they started on your for a reason, say to mug you but no.... They start on you just to get into a fight.

Was walking back to my house a few months ago and a small group of them started to follow me and shout abuse. They followed me all the way back to my house. As I went in one of them said something like "oh we know where you live now yadda yadda".

I just ignored it (with difficulty I was really riled up!) until I heard them throwing stones or something against the front doot. Que me losing it, running upstairs and grabbing my metal baseball bat (was my dads from a trip, not into the sport myself) then running back downstairs and out the front door. I smacked the first of them round the head and then continued to whack him repeatedly in a fit of rage. His "mates" just stood there. God it felt so good. Non working, scrounging hate mongerer who makes evey other decent persons life a misery. Now nothing more than a bloody pulp at the end of my bat. I told the other two to take their mate and *yam* off. If I ever saw them around my area again they would get more than what I just did to their friend.

Never seen or heard from them again. Sometimes you just have to beat some sense into these lowlifes. I'm all for a government policy that involves rounding up and exterminating these undesirables. We let too many (certain) groups of people exsist. Our petty legal system and weak morals maintain their exsisteance and uphold their lifestyles. Shame really.
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Aww, someone has been watching too many films!
 
Splewis said:
Well they were in a car on a road with national speed limit, hardly gonna catch them on a bike to smash their face in. Although the bike would be a good weapon.

How the hell do they get driving licenses too? Oh right it must be that most driving instructors are chavs or at least chav sympathisers.
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If they were on Peds then all they need to do is pass the CBT, which quite frankly a retarded paraplegic could do with the correct modifications to his bike :)

If it was a real car...just lots of practice driving to pass...probably joyriding.
 
A friend of mine who is Canadian-born Korean was thrown kebab at on his first day in London by some stupid chavs waiting for the bus :(
Needless to say after that incident his impression about the UK wasn't that great.
And seriously why are they all so obsessed with that stupid Burberry checker pattern, it just looks cheap and hideous.
 
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They're just a bunch of wimps really. They take pleasure in ganging up on individuals and making themselves feel powerful. When they're on their own like someone previously mentioned, it's another story.
 
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