Cheating Ex.. how would you react to this?

[Cleisthenes]

Hi peeps, apologies for the delay on the update.

Got out on bail just after 9am this morning, I smashed a chair over his back at the reception party..

You're going to have to try harder than that

 

[Steedie]

Hi peeps, apologies for the delay on the update.

Got out on bail just after 9am this morning, I smashed a chair over his back at the reception party..

I hope this is a joke or you are now the douche in this little love triangle

 

[RoboCod]

Give us the true version

 

[FortuitousFluke]

I will be disappointed if your actions didn't warrant commentary along the lines of "BY GAWD, as God is my witness he is broken in half"

Hi peeps, apologies for the delay on the update.

Got out on bail just after 9am this morning, I smashed a chair over his back at the reception party..

Oh my Gawd, a steel chair right to the spine of Cheaty McCheaterson! He may literally be dead! Ah wrestling, I miss my childhood.

 

[mikedigitales]

Nice try!

 

[Chandler_90]

It went fine, her parents turned up too, which I wasn't expecting, so that was a shock.

Had a quick chat with them, then she said hi and had a 30 second convo with me and the new gf.. the guy bolted.

TBH it was a nice day, the service was nice and I got to see some people I've not seen for years.. so overal it went good.

I'm not a violent or vindictive person, nothing was ever going to happen really but I thought the subject matter would make for an interesting post and diverse opinions

 

[FortuitousFluke]

It went fine, her parents turned up too, which I wasn't expecting, so that was a shock.

Had a quick chat with them, then she said hi and had a 30 second convo with me and the new gf.. the guy bolted.

TBH it was a nice day, the service was nice and I got to see some people I've not seen for years.. so overal it went good.

I'm not a violent or vindictive person, nothing was ever going to happen really but I thought the subject matter would make for an interesting post and diverse opinions

Yes yes but how was the sex?

 

[Chandler_90]

Yes yes but how was the sex?

Like a Michael Bay movie.

 

[FortuitousFluke]

Like a Michael Bay movie.

Incredibly expensive and a massive disappointment for everyone involved?
After every instalment you're more and more certain that the person orchestrating things is a terrible human being?
About 60% of the time you need to include a big powerful machine to keep everyone entertained?

That's my limit of Michael Bay/sex references.

 

[krooton]

Incredibly expensive and a massive disappointment for everyone involved?
After every instalment you're more and more certain that the person orchestrating things is a terrible human being?
About 60% of the time you need to include a big powerful machine to keep everyone entertained?

That's my limit of Michael Bay/sex references.

A++++ would read again!

 

[tom_nieto]

Incredibly expensive and a massive disappointment for everyone involved?
After every instalment you're more and more certain that the person orchestrating things is a terrible human being?
About 60% of the time you need to include a big powerful machine to keep everyone entertained?

That's my limit of Michael Bay/sex references.

Round of applause for this guy!

Nice one OP, glad it went OK!

 

[KNiVES]

It went fine, her parents turned up too, which I wasn't expecting, so that was a shock.

Had a quick chat with them, then she said hi and had a 30 second convo with me and the new gf.. the guy bolted.

TBH it was a nice day, the service was nice and I got to see some people I've not seen for years.. so overal it went good.

I'm not a violent or vindictive person, nothing was ever going to happen really but I thought the subject matter would make for an interesting post and diverse opinions

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring

 

[Sliver]

Being cheated on never bothered me except for a possible STD. I cheat too when the sex is crap.