Childrens Logic :-)

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My little boy just come down stairs after me asking him to put his uniform on for pre school.
I notice he has its school pants on back to front, so I ask him to take them off and put them on the right way round. He tells me he put them on that way because they are dirty at the front !

CLASS !!

Have your kids ever come out with a cracker like this ?
 
When I was little my mother tells me that a bald man got on the bus and sat infront of us.

I asked quite loudly "WHY HAS THAT MANS HAIR BLOWED OFF?"

It was a windy day I guess.
 
I got a fun little ukulele for my birthday today and my 2-and-a-half-year-old daughter just said to me:

"D'you know where the Ukulele is, dada? I want to strung it and plung it with my handies!"
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simulatorman said:
Is this what you came out with when you were five?
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No I was taught it when I was 5, and my brother actually wrote it in his GSCE biology mock exam too, which I had the pleasure of reading later on :D.

Apparanty stomachs and butts are less innapropriate than uteruses and vaginas.
 
When I was small an Indian man sat down near us on the bus and I asked my mum loudly why they were called black because they are brown.
 
Tom0 said:
It was the essay title for his biology GCSE.

Edit: Haha, I was joking, what are the chances!
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No. I had copies of my brothers mock exams to apparantly help me revise.

They were more hysterical than a proper revision aid. Another one of those people that was great at maths, chemistry and physics, but didn't even how babies were made at 15 years old, you have to be rather special to go from that to a pharmacist :D
 
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Daddy, whats wrong with that mans face (the guy had a birthmark on his face)

Most inappropiate thing I ever said in public
 
my son has just learned to make an 'oooo' noise (only 7 months)

the funny thing is that every time he sees something cool now he says 'oooo' but it sounds so camp... we keep peeing ourselves laughing
 
TheCenturion said:
They're not called black :p
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Actually a lot of Indians like to think they are black.

There is absolutely nothing funnier in life than seeing an Indian guy trying to act either gangster or chav because he thinks its cool and wants to be cool too :p

I live surrounded by such clowns, so much entertainment.
 
When I was a kid and I got wandered off in a supermarket I was handed to 2 policemen by the enterance to wait for my parents - I allegedly said "My daddy says all coppers are %^£$^%$^rds!"

When my Mum found me she totally disowned me and said "come on darling, your Mum is waiting for you!!"

This was back in the 70s! :D
 
my wife asked my 4 year old what they are going to buy me as a prezent before i go to afgahn his reply was

a toy house so the postman has somewhere to deliver the letters

my heart melted, its better than some of the other stuff he comes out with
 
i5aces said:
my wife asked my 4 year old what they are going to buy me as a prezent before i go to afgahn his reply was

a toy house so the postman has somewhere to deliver the letters

my heart melted, its better than some of the other stuff he comes out with
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I don't mean any offence by this as I have a friend fighting in afghan but why are you mentioning afghan in every single post I have seen from you lately?
 
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