Childrens Logic :-)

Spenty said:
I don't mean any offence by this as I have a friend fighting in afghan but why are you mentioning afghan in every single post I have seen from you lately?
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are you stalking me :D

i didn't relise i was, but looking back i can see what you mean,
but in the context of this i do think it is relevent.
i will try not to mention it anymore.
 
When I was young we were at a hotel having lunch and there was a wedding reception next door, as the bridge and groom walked out they were followed by the vicar, I pointed and said "Look mum, there's god!".

Child's logic fail.
 
I thought Nuns were on wheels when I was ~5. It was a life changing moment when I was out with my mother in a shopping center and saw a couple of nuns waking up some steps
 
i5aces said:
are you stalking me :D

i didn't relise i was, but looking back i can see what you mean,
but in the context of this i do think it is relevent.
i will try not to mention it anymore.
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LOL I don't have a problem with it, it was just something I noticed and obviously it will be on your mind a great deal. Good luck for when you go out btw!
 
When my Nephew started school he came home and his Nan (my Mum) asked him if he had made any friends.
He said his new friends were Nita and Javeed so my Mum being racist asked what colour they are.
He replied 'Same colour as you Nana' and this still makes me smile now because my Mum is very dark and was known as the Black Madam when she lived in Nigeria.
 
My boyfriends mum loves to tell this story

When he was 4/5 yrs old, they were in a very very busy shop, queuing to pay, when my (now) boyfriend pointed as something on a shelf and asked very loudly:

"Mummy? What are condoms for?"
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:D
 
Dimple said:
When my Nephew started school he came home and his Nan (my Mum) asked him if he had made any friends.
He said his new friends were Nita and Javeed so my Mum being racist asked what colour they are.
He replied 'Same colour as you Nana' and this still makes me smile now because my Mum is very dark and was known as the Black Madam when she lived in Nigeria.
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Bet her face was priceless :D
 
Once when I was about 5 I was at a wedding and was sat on the bride & grooms table, infront of everyone I them if they had sex every night.
 
My 2 yr old keeps claiming "the moon is broken daddy!" and getting upset when it is not full moon. I don't think he is very clever tbh.

Last week he also upset one of those door-to-door charity folk who drop off bags for donations. We were leaving the house as they approached, he went up to them to take the bag thing and they go "oooh how sweet!". He promptly walks back to the house and puts straight into the recycle box.. they left looking less impressed.
 
My son (3 at the time) was watching a very fat man walking by the pool at our hotel in Greece and asked (very loudly) "Why does that man have boobs?!"

Later in the holiday we only just stopped him licking a different fat bloke because he thought it would be water on his sweaty, bald head. I laughed, my wife gagged. :)
 
I explained to my 4 year old son that the sun is earths giver off life. It powers everything from plants to the weather.

He looked at me and said "I still hate it, it gets in my eyes!".
 
I remember going to the airport with my little sister and seeing a disabled person in a wheel chair... my sister said quite loud "Mummy is that man also being lazy in his pram?" and by the time my mum turned around she was trying to pull him out of his wheel chair bless her... I have never seen my parents do red before :)

Stelly
 
When I was younger, I used to think that all dogs were male and all cats were female. I also thought they got married and the dogs gave birth to more male dogs and the cats gave birth to more female cats.
 
When my parents first met my GF my little sister was on t'internet when she shouoted "MUM MUM what is a **** (a word describing a ladies neather regions)"
Everyone in the room went red.
My mum said "I dont think you should be looking at those kinds of words"
To which I also commented "What was the full sentance?"
She replied "Wayne Rooney is a ****"
Which I stated "Well he is....

Stelly"
 
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