CHILLIE SAUCE IN EYE

hurfdurf · 4 Sep 2011 at 10:11

StoutMeister said:
I think a career change is in the offing.

That is very close to the topic of my next thread

SourChipmunk · 4 Sep 2011 at 10:11

hurfdurf said:
I used both house hold hand soap and washing up liquid to clean my hands before hand

I don't see the word "dish" in that sentence anywhere. I don't know how you guys run things there in the UK, but here we have active "grease cutting agents" in our dish soap. And they work. And they work like mad. What the heck is "clean up liquid"?

Anyway, your fetish is strange enough. Playing with hot sauce isn't quite an adult-oriented game.

Wear gloves.

IceBus · 4 Sep 2011 at 10:13

The only cure is to squeeze some lemon juice and salt into a glass and bathe your eye with that.

doofer · 4 Sep 2011 at 10:22

The way his 'Hey look what I do guyz...' Threads are going the OP will be the only prostitute in the Country where using 'Protection' means he has to come fully equipped in Steel Toe-Capped Boots, Fireproof Trousers, Rubber Non-Slip underpants, a Hi-Viz Vest, Safety Harness, Gas Mask & Goggles, Ear Defenders and a ****ing Hard Hat. (Someone, somewhere would probably pay good money for that, but Mr. StandandBang would probably paper cut himself counting it out and then come here to Post about it..)

soundb0y · 4 Sep 2011 at 10:23

I had a similar experience last month making a curry. Was chopping chillies then decided to go for a slash. Whipped it out and then........OMG THE PAAAAAIIIIN!!!

Efour · 4 Sep 2011 at 10:35

you cut your member off???

Hades · 4 Sep 2011 at 11:39

Apparently mustard counteracts the effects. It's a little like alkaline counteracting the effects of acid.

apatia77 · 4 Sep 2011 at 11:42

Next time use gloves when handling super hot chillies.

scrlk · 4 Sep 2011 at 11:48

Was it as bad as being branded with an iron?

TheCenturion · 4 Sep 2011 at 11:49

I got tobasco in my eye once. Not nice, let me tell you.

[FnG]magnolia · 4 Sep 2011 at 12:08

hurfdurf, do you literally stand and bang?

Rizo-UK · 4 Sep 2011 at 12:14

I went for a pee a some few hours after prepping scotch bonnets, needless to say omg. I had my willy in a glass of milk, the pain bought tears to my eyes.

[FnG]magnolia · 4 Sep 2011 at 12:17

O ... ok, so we're sharing.

(what the ...)

IceBus · 4 Sep 2011 at 12:28

TheCenturion said:
I got tobasco in my eye once. Not nice, let me tell you.

Please do? What happened?

Street · 4 Sep 2011 at 12:40

I made the same mistake last week, was chopping some Ring of Fire chillies I'd grown, had washed my hands a few times then for some reason rubbed my eye! Not a mistake I'm going to make again!

TheCenturion · 4 Sep 2011 at 12:42

IceBus said:
Please do? What happened?

Dunno, just got it in my eye at a restaurant. It was very painful, so I just ran to the toilet and started washing it out in the sink. Can't really remember much, I was only about 11 or 12.

ljt · 4 Sep 2011 at 12:43

*shudder* I remember when I was using chilli powder, and forgot it was on my fingers and rubbed my eye, the pain was horrific, I hit the roof, screamed my head off lol

I just stuck my head in a bowl of cold water for 10 minutes, only coming up for air. I can remember the sensation now, an initial sharp intense pain as the powder touched my eye, then a gritty burning sensation followed.

Darg · 4 Sep 2011 at 13:01

In your eye? That's nothing, I cut chilis once then went to the toilet. Let me tell you I spent the next 2 hours in a bath, that was one of the worst feelings of my life.

utajoker · 4 Sep 2011 at 13:08

hurfdurf said:
its not a big deal, but still, heed my warning, be very careful with these silly hot sauces!

i would have thought not putting very hot chilli sauce in your eye was common sense and did not need a warning.

stulid · 4 Sep 2011 at 13:11

I once tried the smallest little drop of some mad dog hot sauce on the end of my finger at work, I honestly thought I was going to need medical attention.

And to make it worse I got hiccups at the same time so it kept repeating on me.