Chimpanzee/Monkey Ownage.

AYE AYE For the Win!!!


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I think there is a reason why you don't see them as pets - they aren't very good pets.

Besides, not sure they are particularly fond of the BMW 116 :p
 
Chimps are very hard to handle/look after as they get older they get more stronger and more violent. An adult male is said to be around 8 times stronger than that of a man ;)
 
I think you can buy UK-based chimps that were bought before restrictions came in, or is that turtles? Either way they will be quite scabby.
 
Stretch said:
Have a baby.

Indeed have a baby, never cut its hair, don't ever speak to it, keep it in a cramped container, play chimp sounds into the cage, and never, ever educate it.

Soon you will have a nice chimp like pet.
 
I want a monkey but Kate won't let me have one. I'd teach him to smoke a cigar and masturbate in the window.

On special occasions I'd let him run amok through the village.

What is the technical name for those monkeys that live in Indian temples and steal things? That's the sort I want. Or a Baboon.
 
I want a Liger. Preference skills in magic.

Monkeys can't be that expensive. My A-level art lecturer had one, but it snuffed it. I'd guess they are very hard/expensive to keep.

Buy a kitten. Makes far more sense.

Don't get a Badger as already suggested. They are known to be the most dangerous animals manufactured since the Tyrannosaurus Rex. They can remove your arms just by looking at them you know.
 
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