Chimpanzee/Monkey Ownage.

yhack · 5 Mar 2007 at 16:33

HEADRAT said:
They fling crap

HEADRAT

Zebra wannabes tbh.

HEADRAT · 5 Mar 2007 at 16:34

Do Zebras fling poo :confused:

leaskovski · 5 Mar 2007 at 16:34

Visage said:
I used to have one, and after spanking the monkey 7 or 8 times a day it all got a bit much, TBH.

tehehehe

yhack · 5 Mar 2007 at 16:35

HEADRAT said:
Do Zebras fling poo

Do you have proof they don't?

Zip · 5 Mar 2007 at 16:36

AYE AYE For the Win!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aye_Aye

ElRazur · 5 Mar 2007 at 16:36

That is fugly im afraid. ^^

Will_3rd · 5 Mar 2007 at 16:38

lol at this thread, owning an ape

HEADRAT · 5 Mar 2007 at 16:39

All together now, awhhhhhh!

Cute little fella, sniff!

HEADRAT

leaskovski · 5 Mar 2007 at 16:42

HEADRAT said:
All together now, awhhhhhh!

Cute little fella, sniff!

HEADRAT

About 5 seconds before that picture you know he was spanking the monkey! :eek:

HEADRAT · 5 Mar 2007 at 16:45

leaskovski said:
About 5 seconds before that picture you know he was spanking the monkey!

I hope you mean the lemur and not me :eek:

I like them but not in that way

Mr.Orb · 5 Mar 2007 at 16:55

Tell us the truth, you want one to do knife fighting don't you!

Adam · 5 Mar 2007 at 16:56

I think there is a reason why you don't see them as pets - they aren't very good pets.

Besides, not sure they are particularly fond of the BMW 116

Stretch · 5 Mar 2007 at 16:57

Have a baby.

Spanker · 5 Mar 2007 at 17:29

Chimps are very hard to handle/look after as they get older they get more stronger and more violent. An adult male is said to be around 8 times stronger than that of a man

Scuzi · 5 Mar 2007 at 17:31

Adam said:
Besides, not sure they are particularly fond of the BMW 116

Yeah it would ruin the sports seats.

Chronos-X · 5 Mar 2007 at 17:35

I think you can buy UK-based chimps that were bought before restrictions came in, or is that turtles? Either way they will be quite scabby.

D.P. · 5 Mar 2007 at 17:52

Stretch said:
Have a baby.

Indeed have a baby, never cut its hair, don't ever speak to it, keep it in a cramped container, play chimp sounds into the cage, and never, ever educate it.

Soon you will have a nice chimp like pet.

tom_nieto · 5 Mar 2007 at 17:53

Pfft, I was expecting a monkey attack video or something.

Lopéz · 5 Mar 2007 at 18:25

I want a monkey but Kate won't let me have one. I'd teach him to smoke a cigar and masturbate in the window.

On special occasions I'd let him run amok through the village.

What is the technical name for those monkeys that live in Indian temples and steal things? That's the sort I want. Or a Baboon.

danza · 5 Mar 2007 at 18:26

I want a Liger. Preference skills in magic.

Monkeys can't be that expensive. My A-level art lecturer had one, but it snuffed it. I'd guess they are very hard/expensive to keep.

Buy a kitten. Makes far more sense.

Don't get a Badger as already suggested. They are known to be the most dangerous animals manufactured since the Tyrannosaurus Rex. They can remove your arms just by looking at them you know.