Chip Shops

[Duke]

Have some nice faggots instead.

 

[p4radox]

What a load of pollocks.

/edit: gah, beaten

 

[loltim]

I can't taste the difference between cod and haddock

 

[DJMK4]

I would batter them across the plaice

 

[Yas786]

Wtf? Does that charge include slapping a fish across their face?

LOL...that is a bit extreme, charging to choose your own fish and no ive never come across such idiocy.

 

[steve-h]

Flounderous

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[Jingo...]

Any op-perch-tuna-ty for a profit eh?

 

[SiriusB]

I can't taste the difference between cod and haddock

It's why everyone should eat pollock. They aren't practically endangered and to your average chippy goer they wont taste any different.

Oh and to keep the crap puns rolling...

For goodness hake people! Are you herring me? Eat more pollock!

 

[Sp00n]

I don't think it's choice of fish species it's choosing the fish that's currently cooked and sat in the heater. Obviously people always choose the bigger, better looking ones.

MW

Ah yes, that makes more sense

What if you chose the smallest one, do you still have to pay the 30p?

 

[Redz]

The owner must be a dab hand at making a profit.

 

[platypus]

How odd.

 

[weescott]

Sounds like the owner has a chip on his shoulder. I would have battered him.

 

['Wes]

Sounds like the owner has a chip on his shoulder. I would have battered him.

First one i've laughed at.

 

[Wizzfizz]

Sounds like the owner has a chip on his shoulder. I would have battered him.

 

[Jingo...]

Some of these puns are Brill-iant, others seem to be posted purely for the halibut!

 

[loltim]

Sounds like the owner has a chip on his shoulder. I would have battered him.

lmao

 

[Zefan]

Fish pun.

 

[Jingo...]

Fish pun.

Witty as Stephen Fry...

 

[theNude]

what a load of carp