Chip Shops

Chicken #16 · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:11

Tim said:
I can't taste the difference between cod and haddock

Most fish comes through Grimsby's Fish Market

The difference between cod and haddock is the cod gets peed on as it mostly goes to London.

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gillywibble · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:13

Zefan said:
Fish pun.

On your pike.

whitecrook · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:16

mangobreeder said:
Got served and saw a sign saying

"If you want to choose your fish, a charge of 30p will be made."

I just though WTF, has anyone else encountered this?

Probably every customer in front of you also encountered it.

Skidder · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:23

business is tough, they are probably floundering so who can blame them

Participant · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:25

I want to know Gilly's hake on this dory.

Rotty · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:45

leave the poor chip shop man alone he's really skint, if things don't improve he'll end up on squid row

he's that broke he's already prawned his motor-pike and can't even afford a new battery for his herring aid

he's even been considering going to a loan shark

mangobreeder · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:48

ill try and get some photographic evidence so you know im not talking Carp and making fins up

ran_out · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:51

Rotty said:
he's even been considering going to a loan shark

you could say he's stuck between a rock and a hard plaice.

Vonhelmet · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:53

Has anyone made a plaice pun yet? Because I'd hate to repeat a joke over and over again.

Swifty55 · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:55

Rotty said:
leave the poor chip shop man alone he's really skint, if things don't improve he'll end up on squid row

he's that broke he's already prawned his motor-pike and can't even afford a new battery for his herring aid

he's even been considering going to a loan shark

Think you tried a little too hard there!

Swifty55 · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:55

vonhelmet said:
Has anyone made a plaice pun yet? Because I'd hate to repeat a joke over and over again.

Nope! Go ahead! :rolleyes:

hood1971 · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:56

platypus said:
How odd.

Seriously how on earth could you miss the chance to say?

How codd

platypus · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:58

hood1971 said:
Seriously how on earth could you miss the chance to say?

How codd

Probably because every fish pun had been done to death three times already.

ran_out · 3 Dec 2010 at 13:59

vonhelmet said:
Has anyone made a plaice pun yet? Because I'd hate to repeat a joke over and over again.

In my defence a rock is a tasty fish too so it's not just a plaice pun.....

i'll get my coat.

Tunney · 3 Dec 2010 at 14:14

If I ran a chippy, I'd never bream of being so cheeky.

DJMK4 · 3 Dec 2010 at 14:21

You and someone could have chipped in together on the deal?

VFM Addict · 3 Dec 2010 at 14:33

I'd be on my Skates if I were you, especially if it happened twice in a Roe.