Chip Shops

Every now and then a thread comes along with an amazing array of puns.

Unfortunately this isn't one of them.
 
Something fish IS going on. Why is a chip shop[ selling fish? Shouldn't they be selling chips?
 
What a clown he must be, I might have said algae to the other local chippy if you try charging more. Eel be sorry if everyone does that. He'd be basking in the rays of the extra cash!

He'd need to see a sturgeon when I was through.
 
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