choking on steak

Janesy B · 4 Oct 2010 at 08:33

I bet the OP loved choking on a big piece of meat. Fnar Fnar.

Vern1961 · 4 Oct 2010 at 08:37

Sometimes get that with chicken, kind of a momentary throat paralysis (or spasm) probably as a result of bolting the food down.

Sp00n · 4 Oct 2010 at 08:38

Chew your food.

Archy · 4 Oct 2010 at 08:54

Sp00n said:
Chew your food.

this

MajorMaccas · 4 Oct 2010 at 08:55

Tefal said:
Bite off smaller pieces?

You eat your steak like a toffee apple?

Use a knife!

Tefal · 4 Oct 2010 at 09:08

The_Sophisticate said:
You eat your steak like a toffee apple?

Use a knife!

**** you pansy you've got incisors and canines for a reason.

Next you'll be telling us how you use a fork because you overcook your steak.

D.Roberts · 4 Oct 2010 at 09:43

So remember this the next time you ask for D.T

this is how she feels.

MajorMaccas · 4 Oct 2010 at 14:14

Tefal said:
**** you pansy you've got incisors and canines for a reason.

Next you'll be telling us how you use a fork because you overcook your steak.

Not on your life! I eat mine rare or, better yet, blue, but not everywhere offers that. A good vet could have it back on it's feet

Though I do use a fork, a rare/blue fillet could be cut with the side of a fork

div0 · 4 Oct 2010 at 14:21

agnes said:
Your doing it wrong.

You're doing it wrong too

danza said:
Remember this, and you won't go far wrong:

-Eat solids
-Drink liquids
-Breathe gasses

Pro-tip No. 458871.

Pro tip indeed.

BennyC · 4 Oct 2010 at 15:15

fornowagain said:
Heimlich maneuver

This was reffered to as an 'Abdominal Thrust' coupled with some 'Back Blows' on a first aid course I attended recently.

I was getting pelvic and abdominal thrusts mixed up, good thing we didn't practise these on our partners, don't think the lass I was with would have approved