Christmas No 1?

GSXRMovistar · 17 Oct 2006 at 13:53

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html :eek:

sarutobi · 17 Oct 2006 at 13:55

oh my god, the first "OOoooOO" put me right off

im actually picturing them on a flying carpet, singing very badly...

JESUS CHRIST it just gets worse and worse

stigggeh · 17 Oct 2006 at 13:57

oh no...

its 'official' jordan cannot sing

AJUK · 17 Oct 2006 at 13:57

Oh good grief!

Neither of them can sing, it has to be a joke, surely. Please, let it be a joke.

As for Chrimbo No1, if it ain't the Hoff, there is no justice in this world.

Tute · 17 Oct 2006 at 13:57

The sad thing is, this crap will actually end up with a high chart position due to the legions of 14 year old girls we have in the country.

I think Jokester will probably buy it too.

Spacky · 17 Oct 2006 at 13:58

Jingle Boobs?

BubbySoup · 17 Oct 2006 at 13:59

Surely whoever wins X-Factor will be No. 1 - it's the way of the world!

yer_averagejoe · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:00

haha she's rubbish!

sarutobi · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:00

Spacky said:
Jingle Boobs?

lol

jingle boobs, jingle boobs, jingle boobs rock
jingle boobs swing and a jingle boob ring

AJUK · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:00

yer_averagejoe said:
haha she's rubbish!

So is that ****** Andre in all fairness.

Acolyte · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:02

Jesus that its TERRIBLE :eek:

jegz · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:03

OMFG

That is absoloutly terrible i want my hearing and lunch back.

Zefan · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:03

theDave said:
lol

jingle boobs, jingle boobs, jingle boobs rock
jingle boobs swing and a jingle boob ring

and you're 17....?

I personally think the songs lush

Spacky · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:04

Zefan said:
and you're 17....?

I personally think the songs lush

Get with the spirit of Christmas you old Scrooge

CChrisca · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:07

rofl pmsl thats the funniest thing I've heard for ages (mind you I only managed 1 min 30 secs)

A comedy Christmas No 1 for sure

The $6m Dan · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:07

BE warned: Peter Andre and Jordan's appalling new duet is four minutes and twenty-two seconds you will never get back.

lol
Unfortunately curiosity got the better of this cat, and I think I lost one of my 9 lives after about 10 seconds. I didn't risk listening to any more.

Robert · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:13

Jordan is awful. Her mouth should be zipped up.

Arsey · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:14

I think its gotta be a joke to be honest, they wouldnt release it like that.

Remember to sign up on www.gethasseshofftonumber1.com

MaxPower · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:18

O dear god sweat son of mike that was painful.

PeteLucky7 · 17 Oct 2006 at 14:19

Two cats being strained through a tennis racket is my favourite hehe