Class football chants

That is actually pretty good. Some terrace humour is brilliant. Akin to gallows humour I guess.

There's been some brilliant chants over the years.

'Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams, two Andy Gorams... there's only two Andy Gorams'
 
At Lucas Radebe's testimonial Lucy Ward from Leeds Utd Ladies came on for Gary Speed, and we sang '10 men, we've only got 10 men' and 'There's only one Robbie Savage' when she made a crunching tackle in midfield (she's got long blonde hair) and then Vinny Jones rugby tackled her :D
 
LASSSSSSSSSSSSSSAGNE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH
LASSSSSSSSSSSSSSAGNE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH
How we all laughed to bits
When Tottenham got the *****
LASSSSSSSSSSSSSSAGNE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH
LASSSSSSSSSSSSSSAGNE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH

OOOOOOOOOO WHEN SPURS START TO CRY, CUZ THEY DON'T QUALIFY THATS LASAAAAAAAGNE, THATS LASAGNE

Fully star it out please

Gilly
 
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I've managed a few ;) The Andy Goram one is pretty harsh though, IIRC he'd just been diagnosed with schizophrenia :/

I liked the MK Dons one when they'd first changed their name from Wimbledon. 'Who the ****ing **** are we?? Who the ****ing **** are we??'
 
Always been a fan of:

Peter Reids got a ******* monkey's head, a ******* monkey's head etc...

Really needs a Newcastle accent to come off properly though :)
 
One man went to laugh,
Went to laugh at Tottenham,
One man and his dog,
Went to laugh at Tottenham,
Two men went to laugh,
Went to laugh at Tottenham,
Two men, one man and his dog,
Went to laugh at Tottenham



We'll be running round highbury with our willies hanging out..
singing I've got one more...(racist I guess).


Almost forgot:
One man went to bed
went to bed with Ashley
One man and his mobile phone
went to bed with Ashley.

Two men went to bed
went to bed with ashley
Two men, one man and his mobile phone
went to be with ashley

Three men went to bed
three men two men one man and his mobile phone
went to bed with ashley.
etc
 
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There's far better Peter Crouch songs than that :)

Do the Circus, do the Circus, do the circus know you're here? Do the circus know you're here.

Replace above lyrics with "What the ****ing hell is that". Thats my personal favourite, was class when Crouch came on as sub at OT last season.
 
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There's far better Peter Crouch songs than that :)

Do the Circus, do the Circus, do the circus know you're here? Do the circus know you're here.

Replace above lyrics with "What the ****ing hell is that". Thats my personal favourite, was class when Crouch came on as sub at OT last season.
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hahaha:p
 
This one made me chuckle(To the tune of Michael Jackson's 'Blame it on the Boogie'):

"Don't blame it on Henry, Don't blame it on the injuries, Don't blame it on the referees, Blame it on Eboue!"
 
I was at the game when Tim Howard made his Utd debut and the scoreboard welcomed him with

Timmy Turrets
Plays in our nets
**** Off!!

Timmy Turrets
Plays in our nets
**** Off!!

Another one which is a bit close to the mark but gallows humour was Sheff Weds away. We sent them down they day Harold Shipman was sentenced. Teddy scores and the Utd end errupted with

Down with the Shipman, your going down with the Shipman
 
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