Class football chants

I want to be a red he said, Torres, Torres.
We turned him down and then we signed Tevez, Tevez
Now he's playing for the scouse,
When he's away they'll rob his house,
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's full of crime.
 
I want to be a red he said, Torres, Torres.
We turned him down and then we signed Tevez, Tevez
Now he's playing for the scouse,
When he's away they'll rob his house,
Fernando Torres, Liverpool's full of crime.

Hehehe excellent, i didnt think it would be long :D
 
^^ Gets sung a lot at Man Utd refering to the City and Liverpool fans.

I always used to like this one, can't remember which opposing player we used to sing it at from the Big Bank at Exeter.

He's got a pineapple on his head,
He's got a pineapple on his head,
He's got a pineapple on his head...

Then I can't remember the next line as it's about 14 years since I last sang it at a game :D
Are you an Exeter fan too?! Disappointing reslut last night, Jonesey's dodgy kicking coming back to haunt him.

There's a good one up at Forest Green (to the tune of 'My Old Man's a Dustman'):

Posh spice is a slapper,
She likes a bit of rough,
And when she's ******* Beckham,
She thinks of Michael Brough.
 
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