Class football chants

When you sit in row Z
and the ball hits your head,
That's Zammoooorraaaaa!

Also...

Adebayor, Adebayooor.
He scored one
but the scousers scored 4.

:D
 
I remember going to Leeds v Forest this season, me in the Forest away end.

It was a cold night and there was a chap wearing a bright pink polo shirt who had blonde highlights and looked like he was the sort who loved himself, was walking down the stairs to take a seat on his own.

This was about 5 mins in to the game and he sat down with spare seats all around him in the stand next to the Forest fans in his bright pink polo shirt.

Cue the Forest fans shouting

"Whose the gay boy in the pink??
Whose the gay boy,
whose the gay boy,
whose the gay boy in the pink??"

Straight away he clocked on that a few thousand Forest fans were all chanting about him and he looked embarrassed. His mate then arrives and sits next to him and within 10 seconds we were chanting

"Does your boyfriend know your here...
"Does your boyfriend..
"Does your boyfriend..
"Does your boyfriend know your here.."

To be fair the lad took it well and it was quite funny at the time :)
 
Last time Barnsley were at Leeds there was a steward who looked like Howard (Halifax ads) working. He walked past them and in unison the entire crowd went 'WHO GIVES YOU EXTRA? WHO, WHO, WHO'

It was ace. Very well timed.
 
I took my 6 year old neice to the pantomime this past Christmas to see Dick Whittington. When they got to the "Turn again Whittington" part, she proudly stood up and chanted at the top of her voice: "Same old Arsenal. Always cheating".

<--- proud
 
I always thought this was hilarious -

'dont blame it on hamman, dont blame it on biscan, dont blame it on finnan.....blame it on traore.

he just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet..........'
 
Oxford fans to the swindon fans...Classic!

Their sister is their mother
Their father is their brother
They like to **** eachother
The Swindon familiy
Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da

to the tune of the adams family!

Paterson's Yellow Army......OXFORD!!!
 
Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little lord Jesus
Woke up and he said:
...We hate Derby and We hate Derby
We hate Derby and we hate Derby
We hate Derby and we hate Derby
we are the Derby haters
Sheep, sheep, sheep ********
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

---

Best chant :D, wasn't sure on the rules for that word!
 
yeah im looking forward to next season too...Our team is looking good...6 straight wins, shame it came at the wrong time.

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the swindon on the top
Put the reading in the middle
And burn the ****ing lot...
OXFORD!!!!
 
His passports says he's 23 the yak the yak

he looks just like an OAP the yak the yak...





Or one in response to Evertons feed the Yak and he will score I like

"Don't feed the Yak, don't feed the Yak, don't feed the Yak anymore"
 
nwdiz said:
Oxford fans to the swindon fans...Classic!

Their sister is their mother
Their father is their brother
They like to **** eachother
The Swindon familiy
Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da
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Similar at Anfield re the Neville family
 
any more for the ban hammer ?


Just to be clear, any swear words must be FULLY starred out


also any distasteful ones ( munich, hillsborough etc ) will receive similar treatment, not had any here but have in previous similar threads
 
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