Clinically obese, trapped in an obese man's body.

[craptakular]

Begin NOW, tomorrow never comes.

Well it does, it happens at midnight.

 

[craptakular]

Pic to come, to busy with work and cycling.

This is no troll, this is super serious on the interwebs.

 

[craptakular]

in two weeks you've been too busy to throw the crap you promised not to eat out?

Im betting you've still had time to eat it and go buy more of it though.

It was thrown, two weeks ago.

I have been too busy to feed your ego.